Cow Tale

(Noun.) A piece of fecal matter containing a warm semen filling closely resembling the similarly titled cream-filled caramel candy.

The dexterous use of the man's penis into another's asshole produced a high-quality Cow Tale, hot off the line.

by theblackthunder September 12, 2014

fetal cow

someone who acts like a baby and is such a cow

Katie is such a fetal cow, looks how she is acting

by that fetal cow July 2, 2019

Cow Towners

An unsophisticated person from a cattle-raising town that has a reading level of a kindergartener.

I hate how we have to put pictures on our menus for these cow towners.

by I will sue your ass. October 4, 2022

Cow Bean

1 - (n) A terrible gamer in terms of both skill and etiquette.

2 - (v) To be overtly and obliviously obnoxious to others around you.

"That guy completely ruined the raid last night, he was a total cow bean."

"Hey man, quit cow beaning, we don't need to hear you eat those doritos."

by MadMardigan November 12, 2014

Have a Cow

To have a cow means to have a melt down in a drastically unnecessary way.

Friend #1: "i KeEp StUbBiNg My Toe On ThIs WaLl"
Friend #2: "oh god she's gonna have a cow"

by mm.spook👻 January 13, 2021

thirst cow

A female with an unquenchable thirst. Her body incessantly longs for male attention yet her personality and cow like appearance forever prevent her from getting any.

My school is full of Thirst Cows, put down the Starbucks, hit the gym (but actually workout), and stop being an annoying fat shit.

by bossman45 February 12, 2014

titty cow

Slang for big breasted females.

"Damn, That Girl Is a titty cow!"

by WhereIsMo November 12, 2017