This is when you are naked from the waist down wearing super thick boots. You then stand on the toilet to take a shit because you are afraid that an australian sized spider will crawl up and bite you on the ass.
"Sara saw a video online of a giant spider swimming in the toilet after some Australian flushed. Now she only takes a shitty australian when she has to poop."
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Get the shitty beef mug.When you experience an incredibly shitty lay. Much like heating up a can of minestrone soup... there is hope of rich tomato flavor and bold, tasty veggies to match... but actually it just ends up smelling like some fucked up spaghetti-oh nightmare and tastes like a veggie-mush-baby-food.
Took home a nice lady from the bar last night.. and let me tell ya that was some shitty minestrone.
You know what doesn’t pass the vibe check?? Shitty minestrone. Shit’s hella SUS.
You know what doesn’t pass the vibe check?? Shitty minestrone. Shit’s hella SUS.
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“at this moment, he realized that she had alittle too many drinks, and he was about to recieve Shitty Anal.”
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