safety-shart

When one is 90% sure they are going to fart but there is an outside chance they may shart, so just to be safe they seek out the nearest toilet.

If you'll excuse a moment, I have to go make a safety-shart. I don't want a repeat of what happened last week when I shat my britches.

by m.c. phatback July 8, 2014

Poot-Sharting

When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.

“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”

“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”

“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”

by Rad Parker December 21, 2021

Cover Shart

When a band does a cover of a previously great song. But does it so terribly that it ruins the old version.

I used to love Metallica's song "One", but since Korn did a cover of it, I can't listen to it without practically crying. A prime example of Cover Shart.

by Somedudenamedbruh February 28, 2015

shart bait

Any form of white underwear, prone to get ruined should an accident happen.

I knew white boxers and spicy food didn't mix, classic shart bait.

by VRBCH April 22, 2014

decoy shart

A fart that sounds like a shart but isn't wet.

Dude that was a decoy shart thank god!

by JackenTheBox April 20, 2017

Shart Syrup

When you apply any kind of syrup on a bitch's asshole & she sharts, the two fluids combine to form shart syrup

Jessica had a sweet tooth yesterday, so I tried to give her a sweet ass-to-mouth but instead she ended up tasting shart syrup

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 17, 2021

Shart Plug

(shart plug) from shit and fart first then plug.

A device that prevents butt sauce from leaking to exterior areas such as clothing when a shart occurs.

John saved his pants since he installed a shart plug.

by Justin Bond August 16, 2011