Sage the Fatass Cat

A very fat cat who lays on his ass on the floor and meows when he wants his dumbass treats

Sage: “Meow!”

Mom: “I ALREADY GAVE YOU TREATS!”

Sage: “Meow!!!!!”

Mom: “I’m going to disown Sage the Fatass Cat”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

Sage

A disgusting, low-life individual who likes to prey on little kids.

"Did you hear about that guy that got arrested? He was a total Sage."

by Non-Funny_P3rson February 18, 2024

Jump Sage Day

On September 22, we beat up Sage

Oh look, it’s Jump Sage Day. GET HER

by Kenasha December 24, 2021

sage and luke

the greatest duo to ever roam this fucking earth

rando: “aren’t we like the bes-“
other rando- “we cannot compare to what sage and luke have”

by twinkity dink September 2, 2023

col, aige, cage, sage and paige

1. n. (plural) a group of poeple who one pregames with and later takes facebook/myspace photos of themselves taking awesome shooters and just soaking up each other's awesomness

2. n.(singular-formally just using "col" instead of "col, aige, cage, sage and paige") One who uses people for alc/weed money and free trips to jamaica or any other destination

Last night we were a col, aige, cage, sage and paige before the concert! LOLZ I was so0o0o drunk.

by mth91 November 25, 2007

Sage

Sage is a wonderful girl who will support you in the hardest times. She is athletic and energetic and asked to many questions. We love how curious she is. If she has siblings she gets along with them very well. She supports her family and cares for her friends. When she gets in a fight she keeps her opinion no matter what.

“I can’t wait to Sage my wonderful friend” Diana said

by Wow dough December 31, 2019

Sage

Sage is a sweet and caring person, they’ll always have you back and support your decisions. Getting close to them is the hard part, they aren’t vary social and are very closed. But once they open up to you, your stuck with them.

K: is that Sage?
N: yeah
K:how’s you get so close with them?
N:it took a while, but once i did, i realized it was so worth it
K:Sage seems great.

by TheWayOfSage February 4, 2023