Car Wall

When at least two mother-fuckers work in unison, with complete obliviousness to their actions, on a road with at least two lanes. Usually directly in front of another car simply wanting to drive the speed limit and not slow down at least 15 miles per-fucking-hour around gentle turns.

Those ignorant-pig-fucking car wall -ing-faggot-fucks were slowing to 45 in a 55 on my way to work this morning. Both in unison. I hope they fucking die.

by Aunt-o-nym May 13, 2009

Dababy car

A car originated from a rapper named Dababy when he turned a young african american male into a convertible in his hit song suge...
also its expensive as hell

Dababy Car's engine sounds* YEAH YEAH
Dababy Car's gas sounds* LETS GOO
Dababy Car's parking sounds* I PULL UP LIKE

by RIBBITE April 7, 2021

Car cock

Car cock

An inexplicable throbbing 'diamond cutter' of an erection whilst driving, without any internal or external sexual encouragement or stimulation. The 'car cock' situation can arrive unannounced and last for an unspecified time frame that leaves the afflicted unable to extricate himself from the vehicle until he is back to a socially acceptable state (or until a willing passenger has "assisted" in reducing the inflammation).

This condition has also been known to occur as "doctors waiting room cock" and "about to stand up to make a speech in front of your work colleagues and management team cock" or very rarely as "about to meet the new girlfriends parents in a restaurant for the first time cock"

"Im sorry kids, we cant sit inside Crunchy Fried Chicken today, we are gonna have to go to the drive thru......daddies got car cock"

by Burning blue soul January 8, 2017

Car Bowling

When you go through a school zone with your car and try and hit as many kids as you can.

Yo let’s go car bowling!
My high score is 26 in car bowling!

by Skeleton king with the thicccc February 25, 2020

Car Bike

A bicyclist that rides on the road and takes up a lane of traffic. They think that they have the right to slow down traffic so they can ride their bike. Can usually be found traveling with other car bikes.

I was late to work, because I was forced to follow a car bike in a no passing zone.

by G.R.B. December 2, 2009

Car Surfing

When you lay on your stomach at the top of a car, hold onto the bike rack for dear life, and the driver barrels down the road at high speeds.

“When we were car surfing we hit a patch of loose gravel and nearly fell off!”

by Verychillisoup August 7, 2019

lgk car

a beasty vehicle, that does unkown speeds and is owned by the feared lgk gang.

what the fuck was that, man... i think it was the lgk car.

by benjahman doody December 17, 2008