jiz-bagel

A bagel with Jiz as the spread, instead of cream cheese or butter.

The customer was acting rather snobbish so the baker gave him a nice hot jiz-bagel instead of a plain with creamcheese

by Christopher Joe Smith January 4, 2008

Moist bagel

A very moist person who get ass all the time a.k.a booty eater

Jim is so cool and sexy he is like a moist bagel.

by MoistBagelLover December 18, 2017

bagel job

Doing something about as good as a Jew would do.

"You're doing a real bagel job over there, Schlomo."

by Joseph The Broseph May 2, 2006

Take the bagel

Like carpe diem it means to seize the day, or the moment. Go for it!

There's nobody here, should we do it?
Definitely. Take the bagel.

by Murperin May 25, 2007

stepped on a bagel

putting oneself into a precarious situation, or an awkward situation in itself

man, you really stepped on a bagel this time.

i don't have enough money for rent this month, when i spent my money on those expensive sunglasses, i really stepped on a bagel

by Steve the Magnificent March 3, 2011

louisiana bagel

take a donut of any sort, cut it in half horizontally (like a bagel), spread butter on it and enjoy. Great for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Fat kids love them and skinny kids can only handle a few.

"We were up at the lake house and the only food the gas station had was assorted boxes of hostess donuts. So we bought a pound of butter and ate louisiana bagels all week."

"your going to blow up like a whale if you keep eating those powdered louisiana bagels guy"

"sure ill come over after I finish off this box of louisiana bagels"

by zuke lnosko August 15, 2012

bagel passing

Two or more men pass a bagel using nothing but their erect penises. Drop it and you have to eat the bagel.

Congress is to busy "bagel passing" to get any bills passed.

by TCInTampa May 21, 2009