life

Sh#t that happens when you trying to do other stuff

I was planning on going to Las Vegas for vacation but my girlfriend just told me she's pregnant, now i have to save money for the baby, oh well that's life.

by frostyflakes51590 April 27, 2012

life

The only chance you have within a small time frame to do something amazing in this world.

The earth is 4.543 billion years old with life beginning from a mineral pool of water. Time is what has brought us here to now reading this. (Now go watch David Attenborough)

by Bakedkipling July 2, 2016

Life

What ever you want it to be, from the dark and depressing, to the happy and caring, if you want it, you can TRY to make it a reality. <3

Life is like a story.

by Ya....no February 19, 2020

Life

A bitch cuz if it were a slut it would be easy

Fuck Life

by Trevor Zim March 13, 2010

life

Something that not very many people are actually good at.

To put it simply a lot of people suck at life.

by Dubiks August 27, 2018

life

a joke

Josh: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Daniel: Sure.
Josh: Your life.
Daniel: :(

by Unknowntactics October 15, 2014

Life

A beautiful lie

People like life because it is a beautiful lie and they hate death because it is the painful truth.

by Katnipp June 4, 2014