Meat tent

A girl who is trying to get your attention and flashes her massive clam at you then you realize that its so huge that camel toe or moose knuckle is way to small to call this thing but then realize its as big as a circus tent so you call it a meat tent.

She was being sexy doing a dance and showed me her clit and boy its so big it could be a meat tent.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

bed tent

An erection in the morning that makes your covers look like a tent

"Yeah I slept really well last night, woke up with a bed tent"

by lungdick October 25, 2015

Dressed in a Tent

A phrase that describes clothing, usually of a woman, that is so loose or baggy that one can't determine the shape or outline of her body. The phrase can describe clothing that is designed to be loose or poorly-fitting clothes that are many sizes too large. This type of clothing is often worn by people who like to dress conservatively, people who are concerned about their weight, and the elderly.

"I don't care if she's curvy, she shouldn't have to dress in a tent to be respected at the office!"
"Did you see Brent the other day? He's recently lost a lot of weight, and he was wearing his old clothes at the store. He was practically dressed in a tent!"
"My grandma was dressed in a tent at my brother's wedding. It's so sad that no one designs nice-looking clothes for the elderly."

by LadyKathryn May 21, 2020

Tenting Out

Its like "Camping Out" but you don't spend very much time inside the tent because there is too many people to fit in. Basically just turns into an all nighter with your mates around the tent.

Person 1: Are we going camping out?
Person 2: No. its tenting out
Why?
Person 2: Because there is no space
Person 1: What?

by The Mad Twatter May 18, 2015

Stank Tent

When both parties fart under a blanket and then one person performs oral sex under that blanket.

Oh my god, this girl I was with the other night gave me the Stank Tent. I loved it!

by StankTenter69 February 6, 2024

elvis tent

When you fuck Elvis Presley in a tent

Be my Teddy Bear elvis tent

by Vixen395 September 20, 2016

tennessee tent

Where two sisters make out while one rides your "johnson" and one sits on your face in the bed of a pickup truck.

"Guy#1: you know those two hot Smith sisters?" "Guy#2: Yeah dude theyre smokin!" "Guy#1: Last night... We made a Tennessee tent in the back of my truck!"

by Jamesjohnson March 11, 2014