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swiss

a barely functioning trainwreck (BEWARE: either has mommy or daddy issues) most likely a burnt out gifted kid, but functions scarcely on coffee and their voluptuous spite, but if their lack of will to live overpowers their spite, they break down
"man, do you think swiss would be made if i took their coffee?"

"they would immediately lose the will to live, dave don't even try it"
by certified gremlin December 29, 2021
mugGet the swissmug.

Swiss fist

the art or punching someone in the face with a hand covered in Swiss cheese (ONLY SLICED CHEESE APPLICABLE)
DARREN "Did you see how he just punched him"
ARTHUR "No what did he do"
DARREN "He gave him the good old Swiss fist"
by boss mans boss May 4, 2025
mugGet the Swiss fistmug.

Swiss Swirly

When you put your d*ck in a girls throat and she spins in a circle like a dreidel.
"Yo why were you in the bathroom for so long?"
"Sorry dude this girl was giving me a wicked bomb swiss swirly!"
by Dommy! November 1, 2023
mugGet the Swiss Swirlymug.

swiss hammer

The Swiss Hammer is the winner in a round of Limp Biscuit. He is the consumer of the cum covered cracker.
"Beatswifer was the Swiss Hammer. He totally ate that Ritz cracker after 5 other dudes circle jerked on it and he was the last to spew. Wonder if he needs a beer to wash that down?"
by Da Cunning Linguist January 21, 2023
mugGet the swiss hammermug.

SWISS

1. (Noun) Cannabis 2. (Verb) The act of smoking cannabis.

Created by professional MMA fighter Ramy Daoud in 2008. Used in Atlanta, Chicago, Seattle, Boston, Columbus.
by Bruja_gyal August 18, 2023
mugGet the SWISSmug.

Swiss Cottage Secondary School

A school situated 10 minutes away from Gombak MRT station. Relatively uneventful unless you're from 4E3 2021.
The principal is very cool, 10/10 like him as principal. However, the school could use a bit of capital injection to boost the school's budget.
Teachers progressively get better/more satirical the higher the level you go.
Amath and Chem is compulsory FYI
xdd: Eh I swee swee got into Swiss Cottage Secondary School wei
xmm: fuck you ccb i thought you coming with me go staircase for sex education nbcb
by probablyfromswisscotagesec August 26, 2021
mugGet the Swiss Cottage Secondary Schoolmug.

swiss pearl

The "Swiss Pearl" first a guy must allow a for a buildup of "smegma" then give your girl a "pearl necklace" and proceed to rub the smegma into it
I gave her a Swiss pearl last night
by Blazing Ben Bravo June 15, 2011
mugGet the swiss pearlmug.

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