Hedge shears

To remove pubes that have grown in such great density they resembles a hedge, by means of large hedge shears or clippers.

"I had to whip out the hedge shears on her, I had no choice."

by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 29, 2015

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elbow swear

a promise that should never be able to be broken. but somehow people find a way to break it.

"I love you."he said

"elbow swear?" she asked

"elbow swear" he promised.

by highmatenince June 27, 2015

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Stalker slang for giving someone the jitters, in effect making them sweat, by acting odd in a subtle unnerving way which doesn't initiate a confrontation but is clearly targeted. Usually in a public place where fellow stalkers have placed themselves to provide an apparently oblivious audience.

We gave that guy the Sweats for you. Why do you hate him so much anyway ?

by motormind July 18, 2015

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Brown sweats

Sweating as a result of needing to poo. Generally occurs in stressful situations.

Where is the closest toilet? I've broken out into brown sweats.

by nahnahbobo March 5, 2016

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DP sweats

After consuming at least 1 liter of Diet Pepsi within 2 hours, tiny beads of sweat start to form all over your body. The sweats cause a cooling sensation that typically ends in a shiver. It is comparable to the sweats that happen before you need to make a serious bowel movement. If Diet Pepsi is still continued to be drank, the sweats will happen about every 30 minutes until you stop to allow it to leave your system.

Amelia had to change her blouse during her lunch break, due to the excessive DP sweats she had been experiencing.

by tevaisbetta October 14, 2016

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