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National Suck Dick Day

National suck dick day is on 6th May.
Get you dick sucked or suck someones dick and celebrate
Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?

Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
by Dicksuccer69 May 29, 2018
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National suck a dick day

National suck a dick day falls on June 25th.
On this day anyone can suck your dick and you can suck anyone’s dicks. No questions asked.

Note: sucking a dick on national suck a dick day does not make you gay.
Person 1: hi, can I suck your dick?
Person 2: ew no go away.
Person 1: it’s national suck a dick day, it’s illegal to deny my request

Person 2: oh okay.
by This is Patrick June 25, 2019
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Suck my dick

My dick is hard so suck my dick
by Urnansgay June 28, 2019
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Suck dick day!

November 22th.

U have to Get u a blow
by Facts facts facts November 21, 2019
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Premeditated Dick Sucking

Premeditated dick sucking is the act of planning out how, when, and where to suck someone’s dick.
“Bro you have to do Premeditated Dick Sucking so everything goes smoothly
by iluvcowboys420 March 4, 2019
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Sucking the dick

Just after having an argument with someone, you finally end the quarrel and run along.
Guy 1: Oh go fuck yourself man, suck my dick.
Guy 2: Yeah yeah fuck you too man.
Guy 2's friend: Just suck the dick man, you're gonna hurt yourself
Guy 1: *in the background* Yeah walk along dick.
Guy 2: Nah man, i ain't sucking the dick!
by LeilaSP March 21, 2019
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Suck my dick

by You’re mom April 3, 2019
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