anal sludge

The "sludge" that accumilates after years and years of "holding it in." Very pasty and can harden over time. Once hardened it requires a large spoon or spatula to get it out.

"He used his spork to clean out his anal sludge during lunch."

by Naes Ttekcup September 28, 2005

Student Athletic Trainer

A student athletic trainer is like an athletic trainer, but with no pay and less medical training. In a high school setting, they basically get water, pass out band-aids, help with treatment, and hang out with athletes. They generally spend the most time on football and other male sports, because most student trainers are females and most female athletes are bitches.

See that smokin' chick over there? She's a student athletic trainer. I'm going to get hurt so I can talk to her" " Do it man!"

by TrainingChick January 2, 2011

Smudge Party

when two or more girls go into the bathroom to wipe off the smudged eyeliner under their eyes. Usually seen at a party or other setting where girls would feel the need to wear excessive eyeliner..

guy 1: "Hey where'd all the chicks go?"
guy 2: "They're in the bathroom having a smudge party"

by pseudonym664 December 6, 2009

Student's Block

A serious condition when a person finds themselves unable to revise, study or concentrate on school work. Generally involves procrastination, spending time uselessly and using every excuse to avoid doing any work.

Person 1: Hey! We've got an exam in January, have you revised?
Person 2: Lol no, I've had student's block all Christmas

by converts December 27, 2011

Sludge Farm

1. A word used to describe the inside or general area of one's anus. The general fecal production area within the body of an animal or human.

2. A farm whose whole purpose is to produce sludge, the sweet nectar of which Sludge Monsters devour.

1. Chuck - "It was my girlfriend's time of the month so I pounded her right in the Sludge Farm"
or
Josh - "If you need me i'll just be on the toilet, tending to my Sludge Farm"
or
Judith - "There was a core meltdown within the Sludge Farm's reactor room, causing an immediate evacuation of all personnel to the nearest exit. A new pair of 'personnel catching equipment' will be required."

2. "Do you remember when we visited the Sludge Farm last year? Those jars of sludge we bought were delicious and went great on waffles."

by Cooked Cactus May 1, 2014

Sludge Farm

1. A word used to describe the inside or general area of one's anus. The general fecal production area within the body of an animal or human.

2. A farm whose whole purpose is to produce sludge, the sweet nectar of which Sludge Monsters devour.

1. Chuck - "It was my girlfriend's time of the month so I pounded her right in the Sludge Farm"

or

Josh - "If you need me i'll just be on the toilet, tending to my Sludge Farm"

or

Judith - "There was a core meltdown within the Sludge Farm's reactor room, causing an immediate evacuation of all personnel to the nearest exit. A new pair of 'personnel catching equipment' will be required."

2. "Do you remember when we visited the Sludge Farm last year? Those jars of sludge we bought were delicious and went great on waffles."

by Cooked Cactus May 12, 2014

Sludge Pucker

Random slur directed towards random white males in their late teens to early twenties.

Hey sludge pucker!

by Random dudes July 30, 2016