starfish

Having no brain. Slang for being dumb.

Why am I being a starfish over simple things?

Stop being a starfish and answer the problem already!

by Keikeikeikeikei April 6, 2022

Starfish

Entry-level marine mechanic, shop hand under 4 years of experience.

Starfish I need you to service this boat and wipe it down when your done with it.

by Mr.boats May 4, 2023

CINNAMON STARFISH

A term used to describe the anus of a tanned-skin individual, as opposed to it being a 'Chocolate Starfish', which should otherwise be used to describe the anus of individual with a darker skin-tone or someone with dark-brown skin.

The etymology behind a 'Starfish' was presumably due to how the folds of sphincter that makes up the anal orifice may look like to the arms of a starfish.

This ingenious term was co-created between Chaturbate Model 'BunnyOnyx' and her loyal support 'klandagi' when she initially named her cute butt-hole a 'Chocolate Starfish'. This was subsequently renamed after when klandagi appropriately suggested her to use 'cinnamon' instead of 'chocolate' as her tanned-skin matched more closely with the color of cinnamon than that of chocolate.

"Remember that tanned-skin Latina I brought home last weekend when we went clubbing?!?!?
That chick was wild AF bro! Guess what....I had my virgin anal experience with her! I swear her beautiful cinnamon starfish was so tight I came almost immediately after sliding it in!"

by Jthefemaledog February 22, 2023

simmering starfish

When you've farted so many times it hurts your butthole

Guys, I'm having a simmering starfish tonight.. call a doctor or get some beano

by Zkntheprincess January 5, 2017

electric starfish

The sensation of a stinging asshole while taking a shit.

I've had the green apple splatters for three days and now I have bad case of electric starfish.

by Hy Pyke January 5, 2015

Starfished

The act of a male laying face down with his arms and legs stretched out, allowing their partner to orally pleasure their anus whilst playing with the cheeks.

Oscar: “you guys haven’t been starfished? My girl did it to me last week, never been happier”

by magicben March 6, 2022

death by chocolate starfish

n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!

Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023