squat cobbler

A person who enjoys sitting in pastries or baked goods.

Bill hurried home with the pie knowing damn well he'd give in to being a squat cobbler.

by yap2 March 31, 2016

thot squat

When that hoe over there is squatting on the D. See also; sexual intercourse, hoe-running

I'd hang out with her but she's in the middle of a thot squat.

by lilbabydelirium June 24, 2016

Cock Squatting

Cock Squatting is the act of claiming a penis when it doesn’t belong to you. This is similar to how a dog marks its territory, by urinating on shrubbery. Some women after a one night stand believe the penetrating penis belongs to them, and will prevent other women from catching a ride. This type woman is also known to facebook stalk. Use caution when dealing with these creatures.
To cock squat.
To claim someone else's property.
also written as cock squat'n.

Tommy B: Yo playa, I heard you and Jenny were getting serious.

Playa: Hell no B, she just cock squatting. Now she scare'n all the other honeys off. Fuck that crazy bitch.

by ohbeejuanjayobee August 19, 2011

diddly squat

Squatting to poop, like in the woods

Oh man I just diddly squatted in the woods

by Alex Smith March 26, 2005

squat thrust

Something hard. Real hard.

Squat thrusts are hard. Real hard.

by The Real Andrea L March 29, 2008

victory squat

When you stand over a defeated opponent in Call of Duty and squat over their face so as to "tea bag" your dead opponent.

I just killed Jess so I did a victory squat over his deAd body.

by Ststephen78 March 04, 2014

Squatting Sasquatch

Doing the Reverse Cowgirl with a woman who does not shave... anything.

Jared performed a squatting sasquatch with the ver hairy Liza.

by Squat'on'squash February 19, 2013