Frosted Mini Spooners

Noun: Frosted Mini Spooners- Generic cereal made by Malt-O-Meal, modeled after Shredded Mini Wheats.

Sexual Act: Frosted Mini Spooner- A midget slathered in semen, hugging you as you sleep.

Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooners.

Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooner.

by Tazfan800 October 21, 2007

spoon

Spoon - can have variouse meanings.

However (certainly) in northern parts of the UK "you spoon" is another word for you idiot or you utter twat.

"You're a right spoon boy ain't ya?" - Meaning you are a bit of an idiot really aren't you. Generally used after having fucked up a really simple task, question or not having understood something very obviouse.

by c1187600 February 20, 2007

wooden spoon

A situation where a man is spooning a woman, and suddenly has an erection, in effect poking her in her rear. This is more common in the morning hours and is usually involuntary: essentially popping morning wood while spooning.

Steph was unpleasantly surprised to be awakened by the wooden spoon.

by hack314 February 13, 2007

spoon

A sex act done in prison which involves inserting a spoon up another inmate's ass. Popularized in the HBO prison drama Oz.

Wolfgang Cutler: You and me? We're gonna spoon. Now bend the fuck over.

by Lakitu1983 August 17, 2007

poon spoon

spoon shaped tongue used expressly for the sole puropose of poon consumption

Frankie curled his tounge in preparation for his snacking adventures with his poon spoon.

by aankie April 22, 2007

Spoonal

Someone who likes being spooned.

Wow, shes being spoonaled.

by Spoonal November 4, 2014

Spoondangle

Having to spoon feed or dangle otherwise obvious suggestions to a rather dim witted coworker, friend or spouse.

I had to spoondangle the idea of fighter jets to Jason for our Air Force poster.

by Vermy December 14, 2007