Russian Slurpy

After cumming in a girls ass, the dude proceeds to 'slurping' the cum out.

My dude gave me a Russian slurpy last night.

by Xplicit Kontent July 5, 2009

slurpee

a "slut" who probably has "herpies"

bro watch out for that karen chick i hear she's a slurpee

by thatguyyadigg February 15, 2010

Sperm Slurper

One who drinks sperm

Person1: you mom has the biggest tits i have ever seen in my life, and im not going to lie, i like it.
Person2: no you dont you god damn Sperm Slurper son of a bitch

by King Kling December 11, 2006

Butt Slurp

The ability of ones self to intake substances via the anal cavitity. This is achieved through letting out a turtle head (the tip of feacial excretion from the shitebox) and proceeding to rub the turtle head in the desired substance, i.e, cocaine. The turtle head is then pulled back into the body through a series of anal contractions. This can be a difficult process, but for analy bombarded sluts and gayboys, it proves no challenge.

mate i have a few grams of cocaine, you up for some butt slurping ?

Yes mate it will be easy after the deep anal pentetration i recieved from my peadophile uncle earlier today. Although you may have trouble with your watertight virgin asshole, you straight mother fucker !!!

by Tam Craw February 22, 2011

28 oz. slurpy

A spammer who sends out vast amount of forwards and an endless stream of emails

The 28 oz. slurpy never read a joke he/she did not forward on unsolicited to thier entire address book.

by ridge armstrong July 7, 2006

doosh bag slurper

a person who goes a step beyond brown nosing

jamie was a doosh bag slurper, sucking up to the boss.

by thomas kondo February 10, 2009

Slurpee

When a man performs sexual intercourse on a women who squirts... alot... but when she orgasms nothing comes out. Once this happens, the male must stick a straw into the woman's vagina and proceed to "slurp" the cum out of her pussy.

Bro 1: So how was your date with Jacqueline last night i heard she is a squirter?
Bro 2: Yes indeed she is a squirter but nothing came out of her vagina during her orgasm.
Bro 1: Really, that's weird.
Bro 2: I know, but i gave her a slurpee using the same straw that you gave Maddie a slurpee two nights ago.
Bro 1: Awesome!

by Jimothy McSweenyson February 23, 2009