shneed bag

Can be used in a form of any insult or towards anyone who is sketchy. Originated in Hespeler, Ontario.

"You are a shneed bag for stealing my coke."

by Uvagina Doubfire March 27, 2008

Skeedoo

Skeedoo is the act of shooting skeet (semen) into sex partners' dookie maker (anus) causing a mixture of skeet and dookie.

verb: "She was on the rag so I had to skeedoo all in her booty."

noun: "I got to shower, I got skeedoo residue on my taint."

by Rederanged July 24, 2010

one seed

A Fool/Idiot/Lamer/Chump - One ball

A one seed just crashed into me!
What you didn't save it, what a one seed!

by Nathan G A October 30, 2007

Seedy

As in something disgusting

"I aint touching that it looks ssseeeeeeedy!"

by Dave May 9, 2003

Snead

Term for a cigarette. Normally used for menthol varieties, e.g. Newport Medium.

Used in NE Ohio and SE Pennsylvania.

A: Yo, let me a square?
B: Yeah right, this is my last snead.

by terri-smoover January 18, 2010

Spread the seed

To jerk off, and throw the jizz at the ceiling fan.

Don't sit down, I just spread the seed in here.

by greenmonstahmsn.com March 2, 2009

seed change

a dramatic change or departure from status quo as a means of solving a problem, such as a paradigm shift.

Two possible origins; 1) in medieval agriculture farmers learned to reinvigorate their farm land by rotating crops. A crop that depleted nutrients would be replaced by a crop that fixed nutrients. This radical change required a seasonal "seed change" 2) before industrial agriculture farmers would save seeds, gleening the best seeds at each harvest to plant next year's crop. If crops weren't doing well a new strain with favorable characteristics might do better and new seeds would have to be found; hence a "seed change" would be required.

You can't solve a problem with the same mind set that created the problem; a seed change is required.

by redscott May 27, 2010