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Smash Gash (verb)
Smash Gash is a catch combination of Smash "The action/process of fucking someone good"
and Gash "A term for the female genitalia, implying that it looks like a hatchet wound"

Smash Gash is just a catchy modern way of saying "Pound Vag"
but has a certain catchy ring to it that sounds a million times better,
and is one of the many terms invented by TheBennji
;)
"It's been almost 4 weeks of this Dry Spell. I just need to Smash Gash!!"
by TheBennji December 17, 2013
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Gash smashing

The rubbing of two vaginas together vigorously.
"Did you and Chloe get together?"

"Fuck yeah, we had a mad as gash smashing sesh"
by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015
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Fat Smash

Another term for when you go poop.
I'm about to have a fat smash!
by majorbro November 12, 2010
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Boner Smash

verb/interjection.

A strange, malicious and supremely homo-erotic act perpetrated by teenagers in a certain Cleveland, OH all-boy academy. A boner smash involves one teenager quickly extending a sharp thrusted hand into the erect penis of another while shouting "BONER SMASH!!!!"

This puzzling action has recently come under much scrutiny:

Why would a person be walking around with a visible hard-on at an all boys school?
What would compel one to want to touch, much less mangle, another person's engorged unit?

Boner smashing can be viewed as a more extreme, and more questionable, version of "Nut Tapping," another Cleveland phenomenon.

Many surmise that this action is a strong confirmation of the supreme gayety of all parties involved.
ex. "Hey, there's S-Petro. A boner? NICE!! I'll take care of that!"
*walks over to S-Petro*
"BONER SMASH!!!"
*sharply thrusts outstretched palm into S-Petro's groin, S-Petro doubles over and groans, effete laughter ensues*
by Real Heady Krizlo September 27, 2005
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Crystal Smash

Smashing up crystal meth and snorting it instead of injecting it
Guy 1: Oh man i forgot the syringe, how we gonna get our meth fix?
Guy 2: Let's just crystal smash!
by Emance March 19, 2017
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Smash Fuckers

When you or someone gets so angry that you go on a rampage and hit everyone and everything in the way until you or that person feels better or has run out of energy.
I am so fucking pissed... im gonna smash fuckers!!!

Im going to smash fuckers until i find my cell phone.
by P.rat February 24, 2010
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Noodle Smash

When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.
Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.
by theblondebomber April 29, 2009
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