by majorbro November 12, 2010
Get the Fat Smashmug. I can't wait to get home tonight braaaahhh. Bae will beer there waiting for me, in bed, on all fours, waiting for an apple smash.
Pound dat ass good braaaaaaahhh.
Pound dat ass good braaaaaaahhh.
by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015
Get the Apple Smashmug. verb/interjection.
A strange, malicious and supremely homo-erotic act perpetrated by teenagers in a certain Cleveland, OH all-boy academy. A boner smash involves one teenager quickly extending a sharp thrusted hand into the erect penis of another while shouting "BONER SMASH!!!!"
This puzzling action has recently come under much scrutiny:
Why would a person be walking around with a visible hard-on at an all boys school?
What would compel one to want to touch, much less mangle, another person's engorged unit?
Boner smashing can be viewed as a more extreme, and more questionable, version of "Nut Tapping," another Cleveland phenomenon.
Many surmise that this action is a strong confirmation of the supreme gayety of all parties involved.
A strange, malicious and supremely homo-erotic act perpetrated by teenagers in a certain Cleveland, OH all-boy academy. A boner smash involves one teenager quickly extending a sharp thrusted hand into the erect penis of another while shouting "BONER SMASH!!!!"
This puzzling action has recently come under much scrutiny:
Why would a person be walking around with a visible hard-on at an all boys school?
What would compel one to want to touch, much less mangle, another person's engorged unit?
Boner smashing can be viewed as a more extreme, and more questionable, version of "Nut Tapping," another Cleveland phenomenon.
Many surmise that this action is a strong confirmation of the supreme gayety of all parties involved.
ex. "Hey, there's S-Petro. A boner? NICE!! I'll take care of that!"
*walks over to S-Petro*
"BONER SMASH!!!"
*sharply thrusts outstretched palm into S-Petro's groin, S-Petro doubles over and groans, effete laughter ensues*
*walks over to S-Petro*
"BONER SMASH!!!"
*sharply thrusts outstretched palm into S-Petro's groin, S-Petro doubles over and groans, effete laughter ensues*
by Real Heady Krizlo September 27, 2005
Get the Boner Smashmug. by Pink Motorola May 15, 2021
Get the Train-Smashmug. Timothy is a very bad demon of the POOPALAZOOKA religion. He smashed Liana the Queen of POOPALAZOOKA island. Which ended up him turning into a demon. His name can be used when ur really angry and wanna smash things.
by The Phil cosplayer March 19, 2021
Get the Smashing Timothymug. by ORG wheat thins December 9, 2015
Get the tito smashmug. by Xtack August 21, 2016
Get the curry smashmug.