I can't wait to get home tonight braaaahhh. Bae will beer there waiting for me, in bed, on all fours, waiting for an apple smash.
Pound dat ass good braaaaaaahhh.
Pound dat ass good braaaaaaahhh.
by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015
Get the Apple Smashmug. slang for having sex
from Big Pun's song "Punish Me":
"I look back and reminisce how we used to kiss
and smash hips in the GS I bought her last Christ'"
"I look back and reminisce how we used to kiss
and smash hips in the GS I bought her last Christ'"
by damalc January 9, 2008
Get the smash hipsmug. by majorbro November 12, 2010
Get the Fat Smashmug. verb/interjection.
A strange, malicious and supremely homo-erotic act perpetrated by teenagers in a certain Cleveland, OH all-boy academy. A boner smash involves one teenager quickly extending a sharp thrusted hand into the erect penis of another while shouting "BONER SMASH!!!!"
This puzzling action has recently come under much scrutiny:
Why would a person be walking around with a visible hard-on at an all boys school?
What would compel one to want to touch, much less mangle, another person's engorged unit?
Boner smashing can be viewed as a more extreme, and more questionable, version of "Nut Tapping," another Cleveland phenomenon.
Many surmise that this action is a strong confirmation of the supreme gayety of all parties involved.
A strange, malicious and supremely homo-erotic act perpetrated by teenagers in a certain Cleveland, OH all-boy academy. A boner smash involves one teenager quickly extending a sharp thrusted hand into the erect penis of another while shouting "BONER SMASH!!!!"
This puzzling action has recently come under much scrutiny:
Why would a person be walking around with a visible hard-on at an all boys school?
What would compel one to want to touch, much less mangle, another person's engorged unit?
Boner smashing can be viewed as a more extreme, and more questionable, version of "Nut Tapping," another Cleveland phenomenon.
Many surmise that this action is a strong confirmation of the supreme gayety of all parties involved.
ex. "Hey, there's S-Petro. A boner? NICE!! I'll take care of that!"
*walks over to S-Petro*
"BONER SMASH!!!"
*sharply thrusts outstretched palm into S-Petro's groin, S-Petro doubles over and groans, effete laughter ensues*
*walks over to S-Petro*
"BONER SMASH!!!"
*sharply thrusts outstretched palm into S-Petro's groin, S-Petro doubles over and groans, effete laughter ensues*
by Real Heady Krizlo September 27, 2005
Get the Boner Smashmug. by PlantyCheese March 9, 2020
Get the The smash Communitymug. A term used to describe two or more individuals in the same picture (athletes and celebrities especially) insinuating they engage in a sexual intercourse, therefore the post-coital photography is made. The term originated came from twitter or Instagram (aka ZuccPhotoAlbum)
by MilkLizard October 9, 2021
Get the defo smashedmug. by V Sizzy April 17, 2011
Get the Berta Smashmug.