Whacky Spiderman

Tying a noose around your neck whilst jerking off. Usually improves the quality of the meat beating process. You need to go fast or else you might suffocate and die. Most recognizably known in the move Worlds Greatest Dad with Robin Williams.

Guy 1: did you hear that Bobby died yesterday?
Guy 2: omg no what happened?!
Guy 1: he was trying to do a whacky spiderman but was too long and he died.

by HandHelper January 7, 2016

getting spidermaned

To cuz in you hand and fling it at you others face

Getting spidermaned

by Die for harambr July 23, 2017

The SpiderMan

when you wake up the next morning after a one night stand and the girl is still in your bed so you go into a spider-man like pose with your feet towards her and push her off.

Jake: Yeah, this girl was still in my bed the next morning so I had to SpiderMan her out of my bed.
Drake: Oh man, you totally SpiderMan'd her.

The SpiderMan, when you push a girl out of your bed after a one night stand

by urbanboy12515 August 27, 2018

The Spiderman

When your getting a blowjob and you pull out right before climax. You say "thwip" then you blow your load on their mouth sealing it shut.

Dude, I totally did the Spiderman after my bj.

by The spiderman September 19, 2018

Brazilian Spiderman

An unknown sex act typically referenced to imply the utter depravity of the participants involved, may be somehow related to the Spider Money Shot

"Oh man, last night things got so crazy, we even tried the Brazilian Spiderman, needless to say, I she'll be walking funny for a while."

by NooneimportantseriouslyImeanit June 20, 2020

indian spiderman

An indian spiderman is a man that plays warzone and gets bullied by a baldski.

Vikstar123 is THE indian spiderman.

by baldski August 3, 2020

Swedish SpiderMan

When you and your partners are having sex, cut their arms and shove your dick in their arms. After that cum in them, fastly patch the cut up with flex tape, not with your dick in it tho. Wait for a couple of minutes and then you can cut their wrists and let cum shoot out!

Brad: Hey chad, i gave your mom a Swedish spiderman last night!
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-

by Anus EpilepsyMan December 19, 2020