Anybody named billy Bridgeman that would absolutely dog anything for a bit of tail or any bloke named joe
by Bambibrah July 11, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Simp. A person who does anything including and not limited to, saying goodbye to their dignity, and their friends just so they might be able to have a chance at getting a partner. However most people specify that only males can simp. However you are so very wrong if you believe that hogwash May I direct you attention to Mikasa Ackerman from Attack on titan. She is the one of the biggest simps I’ve ever seen and I’m including Sanji from One Piece so there is no more reason to suggest only males can simp.
(Person 1: Hey Jim I took a look back and I completely disagree, Mikasa is a total simp
(Person 2: No she isn’t Sanji is, only guys can simp, duh
(Person 1: I think you need to seek a therapist because somethings wrong if you only think guys can simp.
(Person 2: No she isn’t Sanji is, only guys can simp, duh
(Person 1: I think you need to seek a therapist because somethings wrong if you only think guys can simp.
by Majoritymars5 July 12, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Any guy named Ryan. If you meet a Ryan, immediately assume that dudes a simp. Never trust a Ryan to be a non-simp. Just listen to the word "Ryan" roll off your tongue, doesn't it just REMIND you of a simp? Both 4 letters, end and start with a consonant, letters gravitate to the bottom (and lesser) half of the alphabet.. it just makes sense. Every single thing you can use to describe a Simp, you can also use to describe a Ryan.
Ryan: "Oh, did you see that guy? He's a total simp!"
Not Ryan: "Don't you mean a Ryan?"
Ryan: "....Yeah..."
Not Ryan: "Don't you mean a Ryan?"
Ryan: "....Yeah..."
by Panicking Pancakes July 12, 2020
Get the Simp mug.by Tyler’s a simp July 14, 2020
Get the Simp mug.When your homie is solely focused on girl all day every day even though she won’t give him a chance. Especially when she makes it known she won’t give him a chance
Doconn has been simping over Jolene for over a year now, he needs to get some help, let’s talk to him.
by JahHandle July 16, 2020
Get the Simp mug.The world defines a Simp as a simple person who lacks common sense; a fool or a simpleton. Or as slang for a man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. The real definition of a Simp is any fool that attacks another man for sticking up for a woman that was victimized.
George: Jane was drunk again, so I told her to get lost. She didn't listen, so I knocked her out.
Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?
Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!
Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.
Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?
Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!
Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.
by Apollyon the Kenite July 29, 2020
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