shredaholic

Someone who has an addiction to shredding paper or cardboard using an electric shredder.

"Do you know that geezer Gary from the crib down the road?"
"Yea dude: He's a shredaholic."
"WTF!!!"

by Burnsy92 April 16, 2008

she-shedding

Women who constantly groom themselves by pulling long hair from their head and dropping it on the floor, furniture, bedding, kitchens and bathrooms. It gets on people's clothes, in their food and in their mouth and is very gross.

I was trying to eat my meal in peace, and a long hair was in my takeout meal. Someone at that burger joint was she-shedding. hair in food, hair, long hair, women, hairnet, grooming, comb, brush

by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015

shred

a sub-genre of heavy metal that is focused very fast, very complicated guitar solos. Most shredders are virtuosos. Shred song rarely has vocals, and has no mainstream appeal whatsoever. It is only popular with guitar players

Well-Known shredders: Joe Satriani, Yngwie Malmsteen, Steve Vai, Jason Becker, Marty Friedman, Michael Angelo

by Zaal' Goron May 21, 2005

shread

fellatio performed by someone currently wearing braces

I got head from Flo today, but it was more like shread than head.

by florence lawrence April 9, 2008

shread

In which to shred the gnar.

"dude lets go shread!"

"Shread!"

by Deanage282 April 4, 2008

Shred the Gnar

When you beat the high score for that level on Tony Hawk's Pro Skater dude!!!!!!!

Tom: Dude I just shred the gnar on that level with Bam Margera!!!!!

Mike: Douschebag!

by Joe S. M June 27, 2009

Shredding the nard

When one refers to the "art" or shredding the nar, one may include a "d" on the end of nar, this is because there parents did not teach them proper diction.

Setting: Chair lift passing by the terrain park
Buddy hits huge kicker, and land a quad back flip, said girl yells out "He just shredded the nar" said girl two yells at said girl one " Your an idiot, its obviously he just Shredded the nard, the diction ovs allows for more emphasis on the crushing ability of said buddy".

Example 2-

Setting: Exact same time and place as example 1 (POV of shredders)

Said Buddies Buddy comes over to him and says "Bro you are shredding the nar". Said Buddy yells "You an idiot, i obviously just "shredding the nard", the diction ovs allows for it to seem way more shredding then then just nar"

by Jkraft777 November 14, 2011