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Shanghai Artist

When a male attempts to hang out with a large group of females, particularly avoiding a group of males to do so. Generally, the females are attached to the group of males being avoided. Also known as a clam bake.
"Brian did not want to go to poker-night so he could hang out with his friends' wives. He's such a shanghai artist!"
by TheInfinitySaga July 6, 2012
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The Shanghai

After a night of drinking, your kinda girlfriend calls you up while your laying in bed to inform you that she is on her way over for sex.
I was wasted last night and she came over and gave me the shanghai.
by Twig64 March 5, 2010
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Pull a Shanghai

The event of battery of people or animals
for a very debatable reason and no
warning whatsoever.

Furthermore, responsible parties are
unresponsive to pleads and reasoning.
50,000 dogs were clubbed to death
in Shanghai, China, 07-2006 because
of highly questionable links to
human rabies cases.

Even people walking their dogs could only
bare witness to the carnage.
You got my second cousin pregnant, so I will
Pull a Shanghai on you!
by MasterGoa August 2, 2006
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shanger

Raffy: dat breh is a shanger!
Sindy: wa you mean?
Raffy: he's lashed bareee gyals from d endz!!
Sindy: skeeen
by Danzi November 8, 2005
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Shang

Not good. if something is shang it is totaly shit. If something is realy shit you can say SHANGO
eg.

Bill: U heard that new 50 cent tune?

Ben: Its Shang as fuck that, Total shango

Bill: Yea
by shangotarmen2006 November 6, 2006
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Shangai Surprise

1) Renamed sexual technique awkwardly original from Spain.
As the gay is taking the girl doggy style, right before coming, he gets his dick off. Then he splits in the girl's back, and when she looks back at him all-trusting and not expecting... in her face!

2) It has a less romantic modification in which the guy cannot hold on to come all over the girls back, but he still wants to surprise her so when she looks back, he splits in her face...
1) Dude, there is nothing I like better than Shangai Surprising. She looks back full of confidence, mistaking your split for cum and suddenly... what was that?

2) Girl, this guy yesterday make me the Shangai Surprise, I'd be fine with that, but he did the b-version! some dudes just make it all wrong...
by Shangai Surpriser May 5, 2010
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shanghainese

Shanghainese, often known as the Shanghai Dialect is the largest single mutually intelligible form of Wu Chinese - the collection of languages spoken in the Jiangsu and Zhejiang areas of eastern China.

To the untrained Western ear the language sounds much like a swarm of live wasps being farted out of a screaming bulldog, which is also what it sounds like to other speakers of Chinese who are not from Shanghai or the surrounding region.

It is true that Chinese persons native to Shanghai look down on other Chinese who can not speak the dialect. However since most Shanghai men wouldn't fare too well in the ring after three rounds against a wet sock, they're not likely to put up much of a protest if you tell them to sod off.
Shanghainese is the language to learn if you are a ranting old lady or a whiney little twat
by jiande June 21, 2008
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