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shart drinker

shart drinker is a term used when you get angry at someone and then call them a shart drinker, shart is shit. so you're basically calling them someone who drinks shit.
person 1: i hate you so much just go away you're so annoying.

person 2: shut up you shart drinker!!
by shartenjoyer March 3, 2021
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Shart-nut

A derogatory term for someone being an ass, a literal dingleberry of a person
Daniel was being a shart-nut when he ate the cauliflower gnocchi Julia bought at Trader Joe’s without her.
by Mark7897 June 5, 2018
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shart ventriloquist

The ability to send a shart through another person.
Also known as ventrilashart

Often used at taco parties and family gatherings
Whoa, You really sharted! It was not me!!!

Ha. Got them with the shart ventriloquist trick
by Hersheydog March 7, 2023
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Shart Plug

(shart plug) from shit and fart first then plug.

A device that prevents butt sauce from leaking to exterior areas such as clothing when a shart occurs.
John saved his pants since he installed a shart plug.
by Justin Bond August 16, 2011
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Poot-Sharting

When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.
“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”

Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”

I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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safety-shart

When one is 90% sure they are going to fart but there is an outside chance they may shart, so just to be safe they seek out the nearest toilet.
If you'll excuse a moment, I have to go make a safety-shart. I don't want a repeat of what happened last week when I shat my britches.
by m.c. phatback July 8, 2014
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shart bait

Any form of white underwear, prone to get ruined should an accident happen.
I knew white boxers and spicy food didn't mix, classic shart bait.
by VRBCH April 22, 2014
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