a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.
I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore.
by Ian Wetzel September 14, 2004
Get the land sharkmug. by Cream fish March 8, 2016
Get the jizz sharkmug. by David Hastie December 15, 2004
Get the Corn Sharkmug. by Thiccthanos420 April 24, 2020
Get the Shit sharkmug. A sexual act where many men and women, sometimes on special occasions even children take shits in a public pool and someone eats as much defication as they can
Clifford: hey Patricia want to get your family together so we can play turd shark?!
Patricia: yeah sounds like fun!
Clifford mmm this shit sure is tasty
Patricias mom Sandy: hey come over here little turd shark I sharted a little bit i here turd shark can smell a shart from miles away
Clifford: oh don't worry Sandy I'll suck that log right out of your fine milf ass!
Patricia: yeah sounds like fun!
Clifford mmm this shit sure is tasty
Patricias mom Sandy: hey come over here little turd shark I sharted a little bit i here turd shark can smell a shart from miles away
Clifford: oh don't worry Sandy I'll suck that log right out of your fine milf ass!
by Oscar the plug September 5, 2017
Get the turd sharkmug. by Sheev the Senate February 17, 2019
Get the there’s a shark in the watermug. A man who hasn't shaved anywhere but still manages to be at the top of the food chain with the ladies.
by Oceaninto January 5, 2017
Get the Shaggy Sharkmug.