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land shark

a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.
I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore.
by Ian Wetzel September 14, 2004
mugGet the land sharkmug.

jizz shark

A shark that is covered in a creamy layer of thick salty man semen.
Cameron loves to eat shark, he his favorite is jizz shark
by Cream fish March 8, 2016
mugGet the jizz sharkmug.

Corn Shark

(n) A big poop with corn in it.
I just released a corn shark back into the wild.
by David Hastie December 15, 2004
mugGet the Corn Sharkmug.

Shit shark

What Olivia and claire are (you know who you are)
by Thiccthanos420 April 24, 2020
mugGet the Shit sharkmug.

turd shark

A sexual act where many men and women, sometimes on special occasions even children take shits in a public pool and someone eats as much defication as they can
Clifford: hey Patricia want to get your family together so we can play turd shark?!

Patricia: yeah sounds like fun!

Clifford mmm this shit sure is tasty

Patricias mom Sandy: hey come over here little turd shark I sharted a little bit i here turd shark can smell a shart from miles away

Clifford: oh don't worry Sandy I'll suck that log right out of your fine milf ass!
by Oscar the plug September 5, 2017
mugGet the turd sharkmug.

there’s a shark in the water

Bruce: Yeah, sí I just broke up with my gf.
Hugh: There’s a shark in the water!
by Sheev the Senate February 17, 2019
mugGet the there’s a shark in the watermug.

Shaggy Shark

A man who hasn't shaved anywhere but still manages to be at the top of the food chain with the ladies.
I'm sick and tired of getting cockblocked by that shaggy shark over there.
by Oceaninto January 5, 2017
mugGet the Shaggy Sharkmug.

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