Schrodinger's Shaft

Also called Schrodinger's Shaft and Balls, is when you send someone a dick pic but show everything but the tip, until the tip is shown the dick could be anywhere between as long as the amount of shaft shown, or infinitely long.

Person 1: Damn my dick is tiny
Person 2: Just cover up the tip
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Schrodinger's shaft, infinite dick length bro
Person 1: Bro...

by Shitting on the floor November 15, 2020

Spam Shaft

The male reproductive organ.
The shaft of a man's penis.
Derogatory name to call someone that is a giant cockbag. A cylindrical mass of meat.

Or

1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin

1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Officer, you're being a real spam shaft.
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin

by DedicatedkillerRPO April 13, 2009

Shaft vampire

When she's suckin your dick so hard it causes her nose to bleed

I hope you don't mind blood.. she's a shaft vampire dude

by Moose913 February 21, 2017

Shaft Stache

The art of trimming your pubes to look like you have a mustache above your cock and balls.

My girlfriend Ashley went down on me, and said wow, your Shaft Stache makes your dick look bigger.

by Steamboat The Gun Show June 3, 2024

Shaft Wizard

Mary is a shaft wizard when it comes to handling them

Well what’s a shaft wizard?

A shaft wizard is a person who is manic when it comes to handling these shafts. They supposedly enjoy a shaft or two every night. Most shaft wizards travel is groups of 3-4 in the large city of Chicago.

Wow Mary that’s the second shaft you’ve indulged in tonight. You truly are a wizard Madame mary!

Your a shaft wizard Mary!

by Imlebrongoat234 January 25, 2025

team shaft

A group a people who form a team whom each individual pulls double digits.

Damn Nate is part of team shaft

by FoutMastaFlash October 22, 2003

the 60th shaft

When a bald headed man named Lance bends you over and goes to town on a Wednesday afternoon.

"I was trying to go to lunch when I was suddenly awarded the 60th shaft"

by trainingmonitorguy November 6, 2023