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by windigo July 8, 2005
Get the Paradox Sector mug.A high school in Lehigh Acres, Florida. It scores lower on standardized tests than the school for kids with behavior problems.
Nearly none of the teachers are qualified. The only ones that are are there to teach college classes. Other than that, most probably have never attended college. Any person with an 8th grade education (an 8th grade education NOT attained at Lehigh, mind you) can likely read at higher levels and do better on math and science than the educators at this school do. Some teachers are even known to come to school hungover, and they use class time to sleep it off while they assign pointless busy work.
The administration is a Hitler-esque henchman (Mr. Davis, but he's being changed, but the new one will likely take over where Davis left off) They suspend you or send to to "Time Out" if you question their authority. He has cronies at his disposal, including overweight "Security" guards who ride around on golf carts and try to look important.
"Time Out" is guarded by a portly African-American fellow named Taj. He looks totally helpless and ignorant. He hopelessly pecks at his computer keyboard trying to figure out the mystery of solitaire. He can be heard saying "Y'all be quiet"
As for extracurricular activities, drama is a joke. The football team is mediocre and the school band never plays in the stands. They hardly ever show up to games at all. After all, the humidity might damage their uniforms.
Nearly none of the teachers are qualified. The only ones that are are there to teach college classes. Other than that, most probably have never attended college. Any person with an 8th grade education (an 8th grade education NOT attained at Lehigh, mind you) can likely read at higher levels and do better on math and science than the educators at this school do. Some teachers are even known to come to school hungover, and they use class time to sleep it off while they assign pointless busy work.
The administration is a Hitler-esque henchman (Mr. Davis, but he's being changed, but the new one will likely take over where Davis left off) They suspend you or send to to "Time Out" if you question their authority. He has cronies at his disposal, including overweight "Security" guards who ride around on golf carts and try to look important.
"Time Out" is guarded by a portly African-American fellow named Taj. He looks totally helpless and ignorant. He hopelessly pecks at his computer keyboard trying to figure out the mystery of solitaire. He can be heard saying "Y'all be quiet"
As for extracurricular activities, drama is a joke. The football team is mediocre and the school band never plays in the stands. They hardly ever show up to games at all. After all, the humidity might damage their uniforms.
James: I got suspended for breathing too heavily after going up the stairs! They said I had no right to disturb the learning process!
Mark: That's Lehigh for you.
Mark: That's Lehigh for you.
by XdElIrIuM June 14, 2004
Get the Lehigh Senior High School mug.Likes to sit inside all day and play xbox. He hates going outside but somtimes he friends make him, but they have to go to his house and make him come out because he wont pick up his phone because he knows they want him to come outside. He loves playing xbox and just sitting inside all day watching history channel and VH1. So if you hate the outside and love staying inside all day and never getting in contact with your friends consider yourself a Joe Santore.
Joe Santore: A kid that sits inside all day and hates to go outside and never gets in contact with his friends.
by Natheniel Polyblank January 6, 2009
Get the Joe Santore mug.An attitude that high school seniors adopt anywhere from the start of the school year towards the end. Symptoms include a decreased motivation to do homework, study, or even pay attention during class. Frequent absences and/or tardies are common. Basically when you are infected you do not care that you are infected because you have lost motivation to care about anything. Senioritis is a form of being burned-out on school and the same routine you have had since you can remember.
"Bobby, you have had 6 absences in the past month, have several missing asignments, almost all F's, and you just sit there doing nothing. What are you doing with your life?"
"I don't know or care; blame it on the senioritis."
"I don't know or care; blame it on the senioritis."
by HiAasAKite October 2, 2009
Get the Senioritis mug.Nampa Senior High School, or Nampa High for short, is set in a mid-sized city (a city with a population less than 250,000) called Nampa, of Canyon county, Idaho.
Nampa Senior High School may in short be called Nampa High.
There are normally about 1,500 students that attend each year. There could be more going to the school if the district didn't draw all the school zone lines so that all the rich kids could attend the pansy Skyview High School across town. **Please note image #1**
The current student body is made up of 74% caucasian, 25% hispanic, and 1% other. So anyone that says Nampa High is a trashy school where all the "beaners" go, has just been proven wrong, so now you need to shut the F up...
The sports at Nampa High School arn't always the best, please note image #1 again to see that Skyview clearly has an advantage to more students, thus more talent in everything.
One thing that is totally kick ass at Nampa High is their Marching Band, sure we may make fun of the band kids, but they're always the ones to bring the trophies home...
All there is left to say is once a Bulldog, ALWAYS a Bulldog! BULLDOG PRIDE!
Nampa Senior High School may in short be called Nampa High.
There are normally about 1,500 students that attend each year. There could be more going to the school if the district didn't draw all the school zone lines so that all the rich kids could attend the pansy Skyview High School across town. **Please note image #1**
The current student body is made up of 74% caucasian, 25% hispanic, and 1% other. So anyone that says Nampa High is a trashy school where all the "beaners" go, has just been proven wrong, so now you need to shut the F up...
The sports at Nampa High School arn't always the best, please note image #1 again to see that Skyview clearly has an advantage to more students, thus more talent in everything.
One thing that is totally kick ass at Nampa High is their Marching Band, sure we may make fun of the band kids, but they're always the ones to bring the trophies home...
All there is left to say is once a Bulldog, ALWAYS a Bulldog! BULLDOG PRIDE!
by Bulldogs Forever July 15, 2006
Get the Nampa Senior High School mug.A senile old man or woman who has forgotten how to drive and is allowed far too many priveledges just for living through this hell we call life regardless of all their retirement benefits and 401k plans.
1. Dude, that senior in the Buick almost ran over my kid.
2. Old man: Can I have the senior discount?
Today's wayward youth: You just got a social security check for $300,000! Why should you get a discount?
Old man: Because I'm old.
Today's wayward youth: Go to hell!
2. Old man: Can I have the senior discount?
Today's wayward youth: You just got a social security check for $300,000! Why should you get a discount?
Old man: Because I'm old.
Today's wayward youth: Go to hell!
by Timbolicious December 22, 2007
Get the senior mug.Lynwood senior high is a complete shit hole, every person there is a selfish, mainstream, brainless plastic moron, who do not have any original thoughts in their body, and live according to what makes them seem to be hot or whatever. (Excluding about 3 people) All efforts should be made to avoid this school at all costs.
"This place is a crap hole"
"Can't be as bad as lynwood mate."
"Lynwood senior high school?"
"Yeah"
*dies*
"Can't be as bad as lynwood mate."
"Lynwood senior high school?"
"Yeah"
*dies*
by That epic type of guy August 25, 2009
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