Schmeagasite 

New parasite recently discovered in urban bar scenes. Once infected the Schmeagasite attaches itself to the host. Thus making the host have uncontrollable urges of random and frequent acts of intercourse with faceless and nameless persons of the oppesite gender. The only way to rid yourself of this vile creature is the same method as removing a tic you must first locate the heavin then burn it till it releases and slowly crawls to its next victim

Hey yo I think that girls got a friend with a bad case of schmeagasites....

Schmeagasite by Oblivious one January 1, 2010

schmeaded 

getting real drunk, blackout

Man I'm bout to be schmeaded in a few more drinks.

schmeaded by CorneliusJack August 31, 2010

Schmageld 

mixed up/mass confusion

My mind was all schmageld during the incident

Schmageld by mio0o June 21, 2011

Schmager

A sledder or ski bum. Usually from one province over and is a complete douche bag.
(pronounced: Sch-may-ger ..similar to smegma)

"You know it's winter when the town starts filling with schmagers."
"These fucking schmagers are dick cheesing all over our fresh powder!"
"Go back to Alberta! Fucking schmager."

Schmager by grosse_helga November 12, 2011

schmagigglaloscopacopia

A cornucopia of schmagigglaloscopes; generally consists of six to eight assorted schmagigglaloscopes arranged in a generally aesthetic way. scientists often use them to schmagiggle DNA, and as centerpieces for the table at a Thanksgiving dinner.

My little billy brought home a schmagigglaloscopacopia he made in school today for thanksgiving.

schmagigglaloscopacopia by Ebony Whitewod July 31, 2012

schmagel 

Some one who knows they're crazy and tells them they're nuts.

A Schmagel would seek better working conditions for proto-Morlocks and protection of worker rights, but would summon the Uber-Morlocks to explain their theory.

schmagel by The Professor and nice boy February 7, 2014

schmagleball 

A game which includes a bat and two bottles stacked upon each other. The objective is the game is to knock the bottles off with a ball while keeping the bat in place.

The boys played Schmagleball to pass time in the prison cell.

schmagleball by Billy2017 May 27, 2014