spoon

A sex act done in prison which involves inserting a spoon up another inmate's ass. Popularized in the HBO prison drama Oz.

Wolfgang Cutler: You and me? We're gonna spoon. Now bend the fuck over.

by Lakitu1983 August 17, 2007

poon spoon

spoon shaped tongue used expressly for the sole puropose of poon consumption

Frankie curled his tounge in preparation for his snacking adventures with his poon spoon.

by aankie April 22, 2007

Spoondangle

Having to spoon feed or dangle otherwise obvious suggestions to a rather dim witted coworker, friend or spouse.

I had to spoondangle the idea of fighter jets to Jason for our Air Force poster.

by Vermy December 14, 2007

spoonemout

Term used when confronted with a cleavage of tempting promise as an encouragement to cleavagee to display their ample busoms in their entirity. Originating from the sound on a Bird's Trifle ad where a large portion of tasty dessert is prised out of a well presented dish.

'My dear you look most becoming in that evening dress, any danger of an impromptu spoonemout?'

by Emnonwodog February 13, 2010

Spoon Wiener Slapper

Someone who walks into local grocery stores and slaps his wiener with a spoon while walking like he just got ass banged.

"It's the Spoon Wiener Slapper!"

*slap slap slap slap slap*

by KENNY KATAKLYSM April 29, 2011

spoon chain

A long line of people spooning each other.

Last night at Kellie's scary movie party we had the longest spoon chain ever. We are going for the longest spoon chain yet at the snuggle party next week. Spoon chain!

by kate17 December 12, 2013

Spoonal

Someone who likes being spooned.

Wow, shes being spoonaled.

by Spoonal November 4, 2014