Salt Pyramid

The average rate of change of the amount of salt within a person per unit time. SI units are tsp/min. The apex of the Salt Pyramid will always be the event that triggers the saltiest reaction in a person.

Doug: "I'm better than those Emory kids.....I'm better than those Emory kids....."

A:"Dude what's up with Doug?"

B: "He just reached the top of his salt pyramid."

by boogues September 8, 2016

Snail Salt

To place ones flaccid penis across the upper lip of another male who has passed out.

Do y'all remember when he performed the snail salt on him? Don't worry we took plenty of pictures.

by Herm Fern January 10, 2014

Disco Salt

party favors, blow, rave candy

"Yo you wanna grab some disco salt this weekend?"

by discosalt December 31, 2020

salted popcorn

The best way to eat popcorn

Friend 1:MMmmm I love this salted popcorn
FRiend 2: yes I agree it is the best way to eat popcorn

by ShotoTodorokiLover0112 December 7, 2021

salt barer

Someone who has taken in so much salt that now everywhere they go they make others salty just for a reaction that they can use against you in future arguments. An example of a well know salt barer is anyone with the name of Harry W.

"As soon as the salt barer entered the room, their next victim was ready for the salt."

by FAT ELF KID August 25, 2019

Salt in the Fire

to FUCK SHIT UP

You mess around with F Bomb he'll throw salt in the fire!

by The Settler of CATAN June 14, 2011

Nose salt

A sweet sweet bag of cocaine

Shall we get a back of nose salt?

by Grogpits321 April 16, 2020