Salt twitch

'Salt test' is the act of testing if someone is a lizard alien by throwing salt in their eyes. If this causes them to twitch (giving them the 'salt twitch'), they are likely extraterrestrial reptilians.

My boss had the salt twitch when I tested her, then she had the nerve to fire ME for it.

by anonymous September 27, 2021

Salt in the Fire

to FUCK SHIT UP

You mess around with F Bomb he'll throw salt in the fire!

by The Settler of CATAN June 14, 2011

Salt bae

THAT SALT BAE POSITION

AWW that the salt bae

by KICIA666 February 28, 2023

Table salt

Asda table salt. SOOOOO goood on fries.

Person1: yo pass me that table salt for my chippies!!

Person2: aight bro!

by LANAMOOPMEEP October 14, 2023

Drop salt

To spread bogus rumors in the streets

That nigga a hater soon he gonna drop salt on a nigga name

by Englewood god November 24, 2018

Salt friend

Someone you joke around with; making fun of someone or each other even.

Offensive or jokes.

Person 1 texts person 2: hey slut bag !
Person 2 texts back: lol hey man whore, hows being a slut?
Person 1: lmao it’s good mate, I just totally ditched an ugly girl it was funny
Person 2: lol dude you’re a prick, but funny shit whatcha do?
Person 1: told her to meet me somewhere and didn’t show lmao

Person 2: haha savage dude, we have such a salty friendship.

Person 1: you’re my only salt friend that understands lol

by Parker_ December 8, 2018

Salt Sock

Stuffing your cum sock into the mouth of your girlfriend during sex. Usually done without warning and ends badly.

My girlfriend wouldn’t shut up during sex so I salt socked her.

by not listening March 6, 2019