salad tosser
salad tosser by G. Oriber November 10, 2006
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Salad Tossing
Epistemology: Tossing is a euphemism for wanking, as you may call someone a "Tosser/Wanker" UK.
If you are tossing your salad, it means you are wanking furiously to season a salad with creamy mayo. The phrase is used in polite society as a euphemism to masturbation, and to denote that you are slightly peckish.
If you are tossing your salad, it means you are wanking furiously to season a salad with creamy mayo. The phrase is used in polite society as a euphemism to masturbation, and to denote that you are slightly peckish.
1: Why didn't you come to the golf course on Sunday?
2: My wife was out of town so I had to do my own salad tossing
1: Oh, are you feeling peckish? I sure could do with some crumpets right now.
2: My wife was out of town so I had to do my own salad tossing
1: Oh, are you feeling peckish? I sure could do with some crumpets right now.
Salad Tossing by David K David June 1, 2016
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Salad on Bread
A sandwich that does not contain meat and thus is not considered a sandwich. Salad on Bread is often served in over priced hippie establisments and are revered by hipster doofus's. Peanut Butter and Jelly and Grilled Cheese are the only two meatless sandwiches that are not considered Salad on Bread. Besides these two examples, any meatless sandwich is considered salad on bread. This is oft a hotly debated topic
Salad on Bread by Thomas Joslin November 9, 2008
Salad Pansy
John: "Hey Bill you want a piece of my steak?"
Bill: "No thanks John, I'm a vegetarian and I think it is wrong to eat flesh. I feel that by eating blah blah blah blah.!"
John: "Oh, so you're a Salad Pansy"
Bill: "Fuck off!"
Bill: "No thanks John, I'm a vegetarian and I think it is wrong to eat flesh. I feel that by eating blah blah blah blah.!"
John: "Oh, so you're a Salad Pansy"
Bill: "Fuck off!"
Salad Pansy by ATrickyJack July 27, 2012
salad date
salad date by RedDevilScreamQueen January 6, 2016
salad crawdad
the biggest white mans whore in the world,
literally if you look at her you’re automatically blind because she might be black but she radiates whiteness
literally if you look at her you’re automatically blind because she might be black but she radiates whiteness
ari: “Bitchh did you hear about salad crawdad?”
me: “ugh no, did she get with another white man again?”
ari: “yeah ugh she’s such a white mans whore”
salad crawdad: “🤠😔👇”
me: “ugh no, did she get with another white man again?”
ari: “yeah ugh she’s such a white mans whore”
salad crawdad: “🤠😔👇”
salad crawdad by big mac girl September 17, 2018