Stupiphany

When someone stupid thinks they're having an earth-shattering epiphany that is in fact so incredibly moronic, asinine and just plain retarded that you have to bite your tongue not to scream, "Are you stupid!?" It's actually a stupiphany.

"Oh, you know what? Do you think maybe the reason my Windows password won't work is because my mouse cord is touching my keyboard...?" (-some rocket scientist enduser)

"...And all of a sudden I just thought, oh my goodness, I shouldn't reach my arm up so high since I'm pregnant!! It'll pull on the baby's umbilical cord so tight and strangle the baby..." (... because we all know the umbilical cord is directly attached to the mother's armpit!?)

Stupiphany, folks.

by chocolatepants October 23, 2008

Stupidstitious

People who are superstitious about stupid shit.

Aaron is so stupidstitious, he won't even leave his house until Syracuse wins.

by LBTizzle March 27, 2011

Stupid Fucking Bitch

An animal that lacks the ability to construct social relationships because of it's toxic attitude. And because of this, the animal will eat any type of dog shit food until it develops excess body fat and becomes unable to move. You will commonly see a stupid fucking bitch yelling over stupid fucking shit it does not understand.

A stupid bitch commonly tries to control your life but lacks complete control over it's own life because there is no such thing as control. Only stupid people believe in control. Stupid fucking bitches try to control other people's lives.

The stupid fucking bitch is the final evolution of the stupid bitch. A stupid bitch has some merit to society which is what allows it to attract a mate, whereas a Stupid Fucking Bitch does not hold any merit whatsoever and is incapable of reproducing.

by TheAutisticHumanBeing February 18, 2019

stupendium

the best video game music maker ever

hey stupendium uploaded cant wait to hear the new vid

by cheese boss May 10, 2021

blinding stupidity

Brawl Hall

Your blinding stupidity never ceases to amaze me...

by _ June 2, 2004

sucked stupid

When a man has had his mind altered to the benefit of a woman via oral copulation of the his genitalia. A female's method of financial, social and/or environmental survival. When a man, figuratively, has his brains sucked though his penis.

Bob knew better but, he hadn't been laid in months. So, he co-signed for her car after he was SUCKED STUPID by this hot blonde.

by FireSloth August 3, 2011

Sandusky Stupid

Multipurpose word for when anyone from the state of Ohio does anything incorrectly or just downright stupid. Usually followed by the perpetrator of this heinous act exclaiming, "Y'all let me be".

Tourist: They loved me at Mekelburgs !

Random person : They only tolerated you until you got all Sandusky Stupid on us and took off your shoes:
Tourist: Inlost my shoes soon afterwards.
Random person: Did you ever think to tie your shoes to your feet?
Tourist: Y'all let me be!

Tourist: I can't wait for College football! You know that Ohio State has the largest football stadium in the United States?
Random person : What about Michigan or Penn State Marv?
Tourist: That's ok... The Cleveland Indians are the best team in the MLB,
Random person: What about the Astros, Dodgers, Rockies, Nationals & Red Sox?
Tourist: I don't really follow baseball
Random person: You just brought Sandusky Stupid down to another level.
Tourist: Y'all let me be!

by Peloncito August 12, 2017