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not to be confused with the term pothead, which is used to refer to someone who is positively incapable of functioning without pot and is in many cases very stingy with sharing their stash. stoners however are kind, gentle souls who have either been mellowed out by smoking pot on a regular basis or who started out that way. a true stoner will share his stash with pretty much anyone, anytime, just hit em up and they'll be happy to light up a bowl or a nice fat doobie.

pothead: needs their weed and doesnt much care what they have to do to get it, be it violence, stealing, or whatever level they have to stoop to. these people are the reason people who smoke weed have the social stigma that they get

stoner: definitely enjoys the pleasures of weed but doesn't really need it, but would much rather go through their day stoned than sober. stoners are generous with their weed and are willing to sacrifice their immediate high to let you get 'where you wanna be'. ive never seen a violent stoner in my life, the two just dont seem to go together.
uh...the word's stoner....lol what am i suppoed to put in this box...? gimme a break im writing this while im trashed
stoner by Narwhal May 31, 2007
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stonertypical 

The apparent stereotype of a stoner. Includes baggy rasta apparel, vacant expressions, bloodshot eyes, and excessive laughter.
"Dude, don't wear a rasta belt its so stonertypical. We don't wanna draw attention. And put some fucking visine in your eyes."

stoner burger 

At McDonalds, order a double cheese burger and a spicy mc-chicken. Then split the double cheesburger in the middle so that you have a bun and burger on each side. Place the entire mc-chicken inside the double cheeseburger, bun and all. Put it back together and chow down, elimatating your munchies!
Stoner: "Gotta get to miccy d's and get a stoner burger... I got mad munchies!"
stoner burger by KalvinD November 21, 2007
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stoner poncho

Heavy, hooded cloth pullover of apparently mexican design worn almost exclusively by surfers and stoners.
See if that guy in the stoner poncho has got any weed.
stoner poncho by Nick Sangia March 26, 2003

closet stoner 

one who likes to smoke weed, but feels it is better not to talk about it constantly. someone who smokes weed because they like to smoke weed, not because they like to brag about smokeing weed.
i didnt know he/she smoke weed! he keeps it quit because he is a closet stoner.
closet stoner by uly October 15, 2008

Stoner Sweater 

The oversized, knitted, striped, earth-toned sweaters most commonly worn by stoners.
"Check out this bro, he's totally a stoner."
"How can you tell?"
"You can tell by his oversized, knitted, striped, earth-toned sweater that is most commonly worn by stoners. His stoner sweater."
Stoner Sweater by trinady August 19, 2011