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Choad Stamp

When a male subject dips his penis in paint or ink. Then hits another subject in the forehead, with his penis. Leaving behind a stamp of his choad on to the subjects forehead.
Guy wakes up after too much drinking:

"What the fuck dude? who left a choad stamp on my forehead?"
by Eulogytimleary October 27, 2011
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Texas Stamp

When you take your buckled belt, wrap it around her hips, put her nose in a corner mimicking a bucking chute, elbow her in the kidneys then riding her like the bucking whore she is.
That girl looks like she could really use a Texas stamping
by BriannScar June 12, 2023
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Dork Stamp

When someone firing a gun fails to control the recoil and has the scope hit them in the face. Also known as scope eye, scope bite, or eye ring.
"You'll get a dork stamp if you aren't ready for the recoil."
by slickity doo dah March 21, 2023
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trans stamp

Very different from a tramp stamp, the trans stamp is all the dumb tattoos that someone got when they were trying to look like their gender assigned at birth. After transitioning, it just looks weird and being up silly questions.
Jim: Hey, is that a tattoo of a Budweiser can driving a red white and blue car shaped like a raptor?
Dana: yeah, that’s my trans stamp. I’m getting it covered up with a dogfish head in high heels.
by Danakat January 31, 2023
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Pussy Stamping

idk bruh, i just know this from a clip but i guess its like this:
Bro this Mercy is pussy stamping me.
by wordbyvtubers April 28, 2023
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Granny Stamp

A lipstick mark left by an old woman who might or might not be a grandmother.
Eww! That granny stamp was moist!

Did you just get granny stamped?
by Racoons In A Trenchcoat October 16, 2019
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Flesh Stamp

The act of placing your flaccid dick and balls on an unsuspecting victim's face (preferably when they are asleep) in an act of vengeful rage.
"My roommate Darnell is being a real piece of shit lately. So when he goes to sleep tonight, I'm giving him a Flesh Stamp for how he chased out the last two dates I had."
by IamtheCrownlessKing November 7, 2021
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