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Spunk Ransom/Robert Pattinson 

The british actor/singer who is most famous by his role in TWILIGHT. Robert Pattinson is his real name and Spunk Ransom is his stage name. Pattinson plays Edward Cullen, a vampire, who falls in love with bella swan (Kristen Stewart). Check out his song on the twilight album "Never Think"
Dude are you going to go see that performer tonight?
yeahh dude he is such a spunk ransom/Robert Pattinson!

Spunk Bed 

When you bust a huge load of spunk in your roomates bottom bunk bed and it sticks to the bottom of the top bed. You do this right before your roommate goes to bed so the spunk drips down on him as he sleeps.
Dude, Ed got wasted and just passed out in the spunk bed!
Spunk Bed by Zig August 29, 2005

spunk weasel 

somebody who sucks so much at stuff.
"I just failed to put in a definion for spunk weasel cos I spelt it spunk weisel." "That is cos you are a spunk weasel at spelling."
spunk weasel by Daniel Baker December 13, 2008

Spunk Dump 

A woman (or man!) makes herself 'available' to one or two men from a group friends and all they other men find out and also manage to nail her, repeatedly, taking her total of your group into double figures.
' That girl you went home with the other night you do know she has slept with a couple of your mates?', 'Yeah I do she is the football teams Spunk Dump!'
Spunk Dump by Oinoisy4 June 17, 2009
Playful nickname for a guy who likes to spank his girl.
My spanky loves to surprise me with naughty spankings on my sexy little ass.
Spanky by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Spit, Spunk or a Finger? 

Referring to an eclectic selection of sexual possibilities
- So I pulled that hot girl last night
- Nice! how did it go?
- Good, took her back to mine
- Spit, spunk or a finger?