A man who wanders gyms nationwide and looks completely ridiculous. He has biceps that are just ridiculously disproportional to the rest of his body, which causes him to not be able to fully extend or lower his arms. A slam pig has little to no social skills, and communicates only through grunts and glares. Occasionally, the slam pig will wander out of the gym until he realizes that he is unacceptable in society, and must rely on the gym for shelter.
Mr. Man is always at the gym when I am there...he grunts at the gym folk and he looks RIDICULOUS...he appears to be gentle but you never know...you never know with a slam pig...
by Deez Nuts 722 April 14, 2008
Get the slam pig mug.Straight fucking blast-wasted!!!! The part of the night when you recieve multiple concussions from falling and dont remember a single one. This is a more deep state than complete annihilation!
by DJSpinner March 9, 2009
Get the Slam Fucked mug.a brie cheeselike substance stuck in between beef curtains of a whores poonany due to lack of washing in weeks ie. a slam boar
by orgy69 April 16, 2009
Get the Slam Boar mug.Anyone (Female OR Male) that partakes in any intercourse with grimy, disgusting and busted individuals continuously.
by Hmarc July 9, 2014
Get the Slam Pig mug.A Southern Michigan Tradition, developed by school of choice pupils, where under the circumstance that angsty teen rock is heard by these pupils, an outrageous headbanging and fist throwing session occurs. This usually lasts for the length of the song; unless it is not appealing. In recent weeks, the slam dancing ritual has been taken up by well-known celebrity, Paul Walker, and his faithfuls. This trend will surely become a national craze without a shadow of a doubt.
Dave had to stop his car because Andrew and Damon were slam dancing so violently, that the car was shaking uncontrollably.
by Billionaire Boys V.P. January 6, 2006
Get the slam dancing mug.Derived from the British: SLAM, and the Alpha-Numeric: DUNK.
It has most recently been adopted by Devil May Cry Hero Dante.
It's most frequent use, though, is when nerdy 13 year old children believe it to be hilarious fun to exclaim SLAM DUNK whilst facing up the school bully. This, more often than not, leads to a swirlie.
It has most recently been adopted by Devil May Cry Hero Dante.
It's most frequent use, though, is when nerdy 13 year old children believe it to be hilarious fun to exclaim SLAM DUNK whilst facing up the school bully. This, more often than not, leads to a swirlie.
Foolish Child 1: SLAM DUNK!
School Bully: Yo, Imma slam dunk your head into dat dere toilet. Fo shiz.
School Bully: Yo, Imma slam dunk your head into dat dere toilet. Fo shiz.
by Jordan 'Kakansho' Mitchell February 6, 2008
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