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Single Speeder

One who talks shit while on a balcony while wearing a brown cashmere sweater
Come down here you little Single Speeder!!
by FLiveroay June 10, 2010
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Single Maning

To work a whole shift on your own with out a break, because there is no cover.
I can't believe I'm Single Maning a shift again.
by Crawlerbasher August 22, 2011
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single eiffel tower

The Single Eiffel Tower is an example of pure art. To begin to perform such an amazing act, one must first find a partner. Ideally, you would find your partner to be that of someone you fancy (Ie, girlfriend, boyfriend, mate..etc... ). First, start by removing both yours and your partner's clothing. Secondly, have the male in the situation stand over your laid out partner. Placing your feet shoulder width apart and raising your hands above your head and joining them together. The last step seems simple but takes an immense amount of focus. With your hands raised and your feet shoulder-width apart, straddled over your sprawled out partner, bend your knees gradually until your testicles create contact with your partners face, hence creating the shape of the great Eiffel Tower. Repeat the last step until satisfied.

A.K.A- "eiffel tower for one"
Hey man, I was wondering if you wanted to come over tonight and give me a single eiffel tower?

Yo man, last night I totally gave my mom a single eiffel tower!
by TowerMe November 21, 2017
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Singapangã

When a grown ass man gets so fuckin high he resorts to eating weed straight up and washes it down with some bong water
Bro 1: Man the munchies kickin in

Bro 2: Man imma do a Singapangã
by Phuckyosquad February 22, 2019
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culture signalling

"Culture Signalling" is similar to Virtue Signalling, where a pretentious twat wants to let you know that you are dealing with a Very Cultured Person, and cannot be bothered with your crude and boorish ways.
Clayton: "I think I shall curl up tonight with a bottle of Sauvignon d'Avignon 1964, with my well-thumbed copy of Finnegans Wake."
Me: "I think you are culture signalling."
by Poppy McFoppy February 9, 2019
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Mixed signals

Morgan: hi I like u and think we could work what do u think

Mollie: no sorry I like how we are now

2 days later:

Mollie: I like u but don't want a relationship rn

Morgan: ffs
Mollie likes Morgan but don't want a relationship currently sorry if this gives u mixed signals
by Lovesosa73 May 3, 2022
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