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put down the shovel

To stop eating so much food (referring to needing to use a shovel to consume more food) mostly told to a fat person
Fat person: I weigh 422 LBS
Guy: Jesus, put down the shovel
by somebodygethersomechicken April 10, 2023
mugGet the put down the shovelmug.
A wry remark intended to make light of da fact dat a period of da winter has been very rainy.
Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.
by QuacksO November 22, 2021
mugGet the At least we don't hafta shovel liquid watermug.

Shovel

Shovel is used when you are really hapy for someone/something. Synonyms: amazing, awesome, cool.
Annie: You won't believe this. Brian asked me out!
Caleb: Shovel! You two look cute together.
by Pandora's Definition Box February 17, 2021
mugGet the Shovelmug.

Shovel-dragger

Description of a person who's so lazy, they can't even be arsed to carry a shovel. Instead choosing to drag it along behind themselves, as they saunter along at a snails pace, attempting lack lustre conversation with anyone they happen across.
Look at that shovel-dagger. Bloody lazy shovel-dagger.
Old Jim? Yeah, he's a shovel-dragger.
by SiTav November 23, 2021
mugGet the Shovel-draggermug.

Shovel arse

The arse belonging to somebody who frequently participates in anal sex, acting as the passive partner (the one having their rectum penetrated). In such a case the arse is referred to metaphorically as a shovel, due to the fact that it "shovels in a lot of cock".
Aaron really loves taking cock, he's got a shovel arse!
by zappaz October 20, 2008
mugGet the Shovel arsemug.

Booger Shovel

Get that booger shovel out of your nose before you stab yourself in the brain.
by Jackal 187 February 10, 2021
mugGet the Booger Shovelmug.

that shovel feeling

When you want to knock someone's head off with a shovel.
That idiot thinks he started Watergate. I have that shovel feeling for him.
by Ereck Flowers May 17, 2015
mugGet the that shovel feelingmug.

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