The Shovel

The thing you need to kill The Clown when you see The Clown. It is very rusty, the handle has mud in it, (it got on my sweatshirt : ) and looks like somebody was beating rocks with it. Legends tell it was crafted by the Scared Geologists. (See Scared Geologist Theory)

"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023

shovel

a goth; emo

“wow did you see taylors new style? she’s such a shovel now”

by Emma cunningham August 5, 2021

Shovel

A tool that can vary in size used to dig, it is also effective for clearing trenches and whacking people in the head.

The German trenches weren't ready for the charge of shovel holding troops.

by DeDoritoWarrior July 6, 2020

Turkish shovel

When you scoop the feces out of someone's buttcrack with your penis.

I made sure not to wipe so Liam could give me a turkish shovel.

by Futalover67 September 15, 2025

Snow Shovel Blues

When you are outside shoveling snow completely alone, and all you have to keep you warm is the sound of your own voice singing some random tune.

Nick was outside shoveling snow when he got the Snow Shovel Blues and started singing "Eye of the Tiger".

by Rascals January 8, 2010

Shovel lip

Typical of African American male youths. To have one's mouth open, bottom lip hanging low and having the appearance of being completely stoned, or possessing an unusually low IQ. If the thug lowers his head forward while walking, he would "shovel" the dirt with their lower lip.

Quatravion sure is stupid. He walks around with that shovel lip dragging the ground. He's too dumb to close his mouth.

by Melonheadhunter01 November 7, 2021

Shovel-dragger

Description of a person who's so lazy, they can't even be arsed to carry a shovel. Instead choosing to drag it along behind themselves, as they saunter along at a snails pace, attempting lack lustre conversation with anyone they happen across.

Look at that shovel-dagger. Bloody lazy shovel-dagger.
Old Jim? Yeah, he's a shovel-dragger.

by SiTav November 23, 2021