Kicking Sheets

When you go out looking for someone to take home for the night and end up back at home, under the sheets, alone, and fluttering your feet (temper tantrums) because you're upset.

Friend: What time is it?

Me: Almost closing time man...

Friend: I need to hurry and scoop a chick up real quick.

Me: Man you're kicking sheets tonight.

by Mocha Mike March 19, 2013

between the sheets

sex boss

im good between the sheets

by Crack Diesel March 25, 2004

Little Sheet Head

The new name for "Ragheads" because of racism says one middle eastern raghead. Because of that statement the USMC issued THEIR statement. "The ragheads do wish to be called ragheads, because in fact it is not a rag but a sheet wraped around there head and will from this point forward may be referred as Little Sheet Heads"

1. Marine: DIE YOU DAMN LITTLE SHEET HEAD.

2. Army: Sir please shut them little sheet heads up

3. Air Force: Copy dropen a deuce on the little sheet heads

4. Navy: Why are we the only ones that cant come up with a usage for the little sheet head???

by Schonen August 7, 2009

Bed Sheet Hero

the result of not fulfilling one of your many daily responsibilities as a man.

"I was trying to win fap free February but bed sheet hero'd on day 14

by Zooktz November 2, 2009

Sheet Rolling

Cum that has been freshly laid onto the sheet that you have just had sexual intercourse on, is cut into a small square or rectangle. this small portion of the sheet with your semen that you have just cut is now rolled into a cross joint and smoked by you and your lover.

Johnny was feeling a bit peckish, so he took his girlfriend on sheet rolling adventures whilst driving his prius.

by corneilius cumster July 28, 2011

Biting your sheets

This term is mostly used when you are thinking of someone while masturbating or having really good rough sex mainly in down ward doggy position.

Him: Why are you biting your sheets you said you liked it rough?
Her: Not that rough though I'm practically chewing holes.

by wink_wonk June 3, 2019

One Sheet Wonder

You sit on the can, unleashing a massive load only to realise you have but a single sheet left clinging to the roll. This triggers your one sheet adrenaline, allowing you to use this last sheet with such efficiency that you still manage to get the job done, thus a one sheet wonder.

Dude 1: Dude, that’s the second one sheet wonder I’ve pulled off this week!
Dude 2: Woah.

Dude: Would you believe I pulled off a one sheet wonder only five minutes ago?
Chick: Fuck me right here!

by Infinia March 21, 2016