Serendipity

When a dick falls from the sky and hits you in the face.... RARE. The cock slaps you on the right side of the cheek with a resounding thwack.... now the question is..
What wilt thou do with this pennissssss?

My life is stinging from all this mothafuckin serendipity y’all...

by Camusisyaboy December 7, 2019

Serenity

Serenity is a girl who really wants a Justin in her life, but can't because he is too far. :(

Serenity is lonely.

by anonymoushell19 June 2, 2020

serena

an ugly bitch that likes chocolate boys even tho her tio said no because she’s a beaner

serena is so ugly and needs to find a rich white boy

by wkskskskksks April 11, 2019

{ Sweet } Serenities

1. Offers great prices and wonderful products.
2. Has beautiful dresses and tops for sale!
3. Wonderful handmade greeting cards up for grabs!

1. Hey if you go on eBay and look up SweetSerenities you can find the coolest eBay store ever and the best products at great prices! YAY for { Sweet } Serenities!!!
2. I got this beautiful dress off of { Sweet } Serenities eBay store, what a great buy!
3. I can't believe I found these awesome greeting cards for Christmas! They came from { Sweet } Serenities on eBay!

by { Sweet } Serenities January 16, 2010

Serena

a beautiful girl who you think is the woman of your dreams. but after 1 yr n x months she will leave you. and she will act like nothing happened with you. n then she goes off with one of your best friends

i love serena. but i wish she never left </3

by Lancelot13 March 7, 2011

Serenate

To marinate something, and then sauté it.

Bob: What's for dinner Suzan?
Suzan: I was thinking of Serenating a steak.
Bob: Sounds delicious!

Bob: Hey Paul, what did you do tonight?
Paul: I just serenated the fuck out of Suzan.
Bob: Hey that's my wife!
Paul: Well I just did you a favor then.

by I-HOP September 30, 2011

Serena Fail

used for anyone who fails so hard that they have almost no redeeming qualities. Also uses a hairbrush as their lover

Jim: "Did you here about that one girl? They caught her using a hairbrush on herself"
Timmy: "Man that is so Serena Fail"

by Mr. Cassanova May 1, 2009