n. The act of tasting and commenting upon the flavor found in one's semen after a handjob. Different from swallowing in that the ejaculate must be transferred from another area and not ejected into the mouth.
Man 1: "She gave me a handjob, then divulged the results of her royal tasting."
Man 2: "Lovely."
Man 1: "She said it tasted like salt and vinegar crisps."
Man 2: "I actually didn't want to know that."
Man 2: "Lovely."
Man 1: "She said it tasted like salt and vinegar crisps."
Man 2: "I actually didn't want to know that."
by dstiles February 12, 2013
Get the royal tastingmug. Clash Royale is a game that corrupts peoples mental health because of little david using E- Barbs, E-giant, Mega knight, Royale Giant, etc...
Friend: U play Clash Royale?
ME: What is Clash Royale?
Friend: The game that makes you retarded and spend you parents money of virtual kid disighned "gems"
Me: ohhhhh Clash
ME: What is Clash Royale?
Friend: The game that makes you retarded and spend you parents money of virtual kid disighned "gems"
Me: ohhhhh Clash
by highschooljonny May 27, 2022
Get the Clash Royalemug. Person 1: Hey, man, I want coke but no one is picking up.
Person 2: I guess we'll have to go try to score at Royal, and put up with the Royal-fags.
Person 1: That place is even worse than Comedy Bar now. Royal-fags are so annoying.
Person 2: I guess we'll have to go try to score at Royal, and put up with the Royal-fags.
Person 1: That place is even worse than Comedy Bar now. Royal-fags are so annoying.
by Mr.steelrod January 29, 2023
Get the Royal-fagmug. Putting a plunger on someone's face and shoving the handle end up your butt and riding it up and down.
Frey was so happy when I pulled the plunger out because because this five card stud just drew a The Royale Flush
by UniversalHermit July 21, 2015
Get the the royale flushmug. by Egm2g15 August 2, 2020
Get the Dick Royalemug. 
by Fucker with internet access September 22, 2022
Get the Royally Suckmug.