rooning

when you goon so fucking hard your massive cock explodes

holy shit dude i had a massive rooning session

by wayno745 October 28, 2025

Roon

Always goons to the minecraft youtuber Robro

So what if im a rooner, who are you cops to stop me from what I want to do, yes its all homosexual.

by Marvin the Rooner December 2, 2025

Roonied

When someone offers you something but you ask for an upgrade.

Me: “Hey Rick, can I buy you a beer.?”
Rick: “Thanks, I’ll take a double 15 year scotch.”
Me: “Damn, I was just roonied!”

by MN Nut Guy December 17, 2025

roon

Roon is slang for ro-goon, which is slang ONCE AGAIN, for masturbation to roblox porn materia, otherwise known as rule34.
This is obviously used in the roblox community, as a way of bypassing "roblox porn".

Man, I love rooning to Dr. Xenon, especially the image of her in the bunny suit.

by patchrocks January 2, 2026

Sean Rooney

A guy who has never touched weed in his life but can easily pass off as a stoner on a daily basis.

You're such a Sean Rooney, you're just high all the time.

by aigormd March 27, 2011

Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick

(Derivative of Gordie Howe Hat Trick)

Scoring an own goal against your team and two goals (aka a brace) for your team.

Immortalized by Wayne Rooney's performance against Stoke City on October 20, 2012.

"He was on pace for a Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick after the first 45 minutes, but couldn't net another goal in the second half."

by BrendanInJersey January 21, 2017

jammy robona

When you do a shit robona that becomes the greatest assist

That was such a jammy robona

by itssmithHD April 20, 2018