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Red Revenge 

When the girl doesn't tell you she's on her period, and the guy tries to pull any of the shit off Urban Dictionary she bleeds all over his face, stuffs her tampon in his mouth, and slaps him.
Red Revenge - When the girl doesn't tell you she's on her period, and the guy tries to pull any of the shit off Urban Dictionary she bleeds all over his face, stuffs her tampon in his mouth, and slaps him.
Red Revenge by GirlRevenge October 31, 2011
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Arthur's Revenge 

A hangover caused by drinking excessive pints of Guinness the night before. Symptoms include headache, bitter after-taste and the squirts. Takes it's name from the Irish Stout's creator, Arthur Guinness.
Colin: Hey, why aren't you at work today?
Peter: I don't feel so good. Got a spot of Arthur's Revenge.
Colin: Your poor ring piece.
Arthur's Revenge by Dairylea Line December 2, 2009

Caesar's Revenge 

The incredibly evil and impossible questions on Advanced Placement tests that involve choosing a set of several statements, numbered with Roman numerals.
Which of the above statements is correct?
a) I
b) II
c) I, II, and IV
d) III and IV
e) I, II, III, IV, and V

"Oh no, it's Caesar's Revenge!"

unconscious revenge 

Revenge that is acted out without the conscious realization the actions derived from a former physical or mental encounter of pain. An anger long forgotten in the mind that caused the individual to build their own form of reality, making life long decisions with good intentions but selfish results.
In 1960 his business was socially unaccepted by Christian business people. He later became a self proclaimed preacher to atone his misfortune. However through unconscious revenge he led his congregation into cultism.

Nuclear Revenge 

When your so angry at someone that you probably end up killing them.
Joe:*takes sandwich*
Bob: Did you just F***ing take my sandwich!?
Joe: Yes?
*Bob performs Nuclear Revenge on Joe*
Nuclear Revenge by Z3r008 September 7, 2019

Wizard's Revenge

Only achievable by the over 65's. Where an old lady takes her floppy, wrinkled breast, wraps it around a penis once (or twice), places her hand over the top and pumps until orgasm. So named for frisky old folks who don't posses and are jealous of the Wizards Sleeve. If gay, the term is the same but applies to an old man's scrotum
Man, Doris/Mervin gave me the best wizard's revenge last night
Wizard's Revenge by Spalex August 17, 2012

Ronald McDonald’s revenge

A sex act where a man covers a woman’s vagina in honey mustard from McDonald’s then inserts a single McDonald’s French fry into his urethra then proceeds to have violent sex with her and during the whole experience he calls her his “little hamburger clown”
Guy1: hey bro what did you do last night?

Guy2: oh nothing, I just gave my girl the Ronald McDonald’s Revenge.