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Religion

The stupidest more fucked up form of brainwashing known to man and women kind.
Fuck that, religion is so fucking stupid
by D.I.C.K. March 10, 2017
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Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration!

The only greeting sufficient enough to be acceptable to all people.
Person trying too hard: Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration!

Asshole: I don't celebrate any holidays in the area that happens during the time that Octavian the Eighth regarded as 'Wintertime'. I'll see you in court.
by West by SouthNorth December 23, 2010
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You were so bored, you decided to type in the categories, didn't you? Ok. You can do that, if you want.
Guy 1: What are the categories on Urban Dictionary?
Guy 2: I know! They are name music sex drugs work college internet religion sports food.
Guy 1: How did you remember that?
Guy 2: I don't know.
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religion

Religions, called by the white man, are nothing but brain washing rules that priests and books tell you go to by. Fuck religions, just believe what you want to believe, have faith in whatever god you wish to have faith in, and live life. There isn't any "hell" or "devil". All that Lucifer and shit is in a book written over the course of what, 200, 300 years? Fuck that shit.
Moron: Guess what, I'm a Christian who says the Rapture WILL happen because the bible says so.
Me: Guess what? You're a closeminded dumbass who can't think for themselves and is brainwashed by priests, church, and the bible.
by PeaceNotWar04 October 26, 2004
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Non-religious

One who doesn't follow any religion, including atheism.
Being non-religious, doesn't mean I worship trees...
by Meeluvi April 3, 2019
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Religion

A set of beleifs designed to explain the unanswerable questions of this world because people, apparently, can't handle things they don't understand. Although lots of these things have now been explained through science, people still refuse to let go of religion, because they now can't handle to see the truth and this falsehood provides a comfort that a life in this worhtless world will utlimately lead to a greater happiness (or afterlife).

Religion has also been used as the justification for murder and various other acts seen as wrong, even though these acts are against the teachings of the religion.

Of course their is no proof of whether any religion can be considered false or true, and this can probably only be discovered in death.
If there was one true religion, surely we'd know about it
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religion

n.
1. A barrier that separates man from God.

2. An organization created to intimidate people, or to be used as a scapegoat for man's own delusion.
Religion is just a group with a set of man-made dogmatic teachings which causes people to become deluded. Dogma does not get you to Heaven. Religion was never inspired by God. It was only inspired by man.
by JWil888 February 4, 2009
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