MOT-rating

Matter Of Time rating. (It's just a matter of time) Refers to an individuals life span with regard to the dumb things they do.

An individual who takes risks such as driving recklessly will have a higher MOT-rating than an individual who drives sensibly.

by Jono bites December 3, 2005

ruined

when you ruin a girls life by sexually humialating her to a unprecedented point so she has mental problems for the rest of her life.

Yo John last night I just ruined Cindy!!!!!
RUINED!

by hhgvdrf October 14, 2007

routine 2

when the guy in the back seat passenger side of a car, opens the front seat passengers door and the driver pushes him out.

Look at that dead guy by the side of the road. Probably got routine 2ed.

by Mikey November 19, 2003

ruined heart quote

To ruin a hipster quote involving hearts that are used by "love".

Annoying girl: Touch her heart, not her body.
Guy: I believe the human heart is part of the body.
Annoying girl: Yes.. but -
Guy: and how the fuck are you gonna do that? Grab a knife and stab through her just to touch the fucking thing?
Annoying girl: Damn, you are good at making ruined heart quotes...

by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN July 13, 2012

RubinCocked

Throwing up after having very few alcoholic beverages.

Josh got RubinCocked last night and threw up all over my floor

by Jesus November 24, 2003

rubin complex

An illness that occurs in a man's life, it can come in a short stage, and it can also exist as a lifelong condition in few cases. When bearing the infection the man believes that every female he comes into contact with experiences a sexual desire and craving for him. This often results in numerous rejections; as well as awkward situations for the victimized female. It is also not uncommon to notice the sufferer is in a constant state if disillusionment and unawareness of the reality existing outside his mind.

Emanuel Smith: Shit man, blake has got a bad case of rubin complex these days.

Rob Hults: I know man, he needs to wake the fuck up and look in the mirror.

Emanuel Smith: Ya, its gotten to the point I don't even want to go to parties with him anymore.

by Team M May 16, 2008

picture ratings

a website that pathetic attention-starved morons put there pics (often scantly clothed wordslappers/word and clean cut preppy fags) and profile onto so the world can rate "how cute they are) - how sick can these freaks get? get a REAL life you lameoids

sarah-jane put her pics

by Brother Number One November 1, 2003