RANCHION

A large McMansion, built in the country, with land.

Bill was tired of living in Dallas, so he bought a ranchion, on Richland chambers lake.

by Danman73 November 1, 2015

raunchy don's

A name for McDonalds by people who normally don't eat there.

Shawn wants to go to Raunchy Don's after a night of heavy drinking.

by Bigote Raul January 27, 2016

Rauncherito

Toxic ass gas that usually follows the consumption of Mexican fast-food. A rauncherito will typically rate from 8 to 10 on the stench scale with outstanding hang time, especially when combined with cheap beer.

That room-clearing rauncherito I just dropped back there ought to be weaponized.

by Cap'N Pizzgums April 20, 2017

ranch on the pancakes

Definition 1: when someone pours ranch on pancakes.

Definition 2: when a man ejaculates on a flat buttocks.

Bro 1: did you have a good night with ole girl?

Bro 2: yeah i put ranch on the pancakes.

by Paradoxxx69 June 13, 2018

ranch branch

Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.

“Ayooooooo, lemme climb on that ranch branch.”
“Fuck off, I’m a virgin!”

by Jerry skinner June 21, 2018

Ranchview

A high school in Carrollton, Tx known for its dumb teachers, who think they are Kings and Queens. A principle who do not like fun. A school that on one knows where it is.

T: i go to Ranchview.
D: where is that at.
T: i don't even know.

by david pitt August 3, 2018

Ranch pussy

When you’re in the wilderness and you fuck a cactus

Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.

Man 1: Dude I was feeling kinda horny and fucked a cactus last night
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy

by cheetospicy July 8, 2019