romanalist

A person who mishears someone saying something serious and, believing it to be hilarious, bursts out laughing.

That's not what I said, your such a romanalist!

by David Harvey April 4, 2008

Roman

A snack.

“ hey roman lookin like a full course turkey sandwich “

by POlOtOiD May 10, 2018

Romanian toilet

Not technically a toilet, but instead a primitive, festering stinkhole dug in semi-private, dirt-floored hut. Modern amenities may include leaning rocks so you don't fall over while squatting or a pile of plastic grocery bags with which to wipe. Alternatively, bricks can be used for both purposes.

"Dude, brush your teeth. Your breath smells like a Romanian toilet."

by DVS_Sicarius August 23, 2019

Megan Romanoski

While receiving a blowjob and after the initial ejaculation (post ejaculation), she treats your penis like a go-gurt tube and sucks your penis dry, moving her hand from the bottom of the shaft upward removing all remaining sperm from your cock. It is performed in a very sensual manner. After, she swallows your cum.

Dude, she frickin' gave me a Megan Romanoski last night- no clean up necessary.

by KJB696912369 September 6, 2011

My Chemical Romance

A book I wrote about how I made love to an oxygen particle

"Have you read my new book, My Chemical Romance?"

by Robert Graysmith August 26, 2007

Roman Polanski

A disgusting bastard who raped a child. He is the reason I don't give a damn about the Oscars anymore.

Oscar voters: Roman is a good director so all is forgiven.
Me: You guys need to go to hell.

by Hell is beside you, Roman September 20, 2003

roman candle war

A battle that involves at least two people, that is fought using long cardboard tubes that launch balls of fire. Using roman candle in this way can be dangerous, but over all it's worth the fun.

Holy shit dude, I got the worst burn ever in that roman candle war on saturday. Oh well, it's a cool looking battle wound.

by watch for stopsigns January 10, 2007