Broke Red

Angry southern rant, often followed by violence and a trip to the emergency room.

That sum' bitch said Dale Earnhardt could't win, so I took off my shirt an' broke red on his ass.

by Cefwyn October 20, 2011

Red tuesday

The Tuesday before Valentine's Day when your significant other is most likely to break up with you before the holiday.

Tomorrow is Red Tuesday I guess I should break up with him before Vday comes instead of after.

by glamqueen September 22, 2016

red splurge

1. A KILLING SPREE
2. HAVING SEX WITH A MENSTRUATING WOMAN.
3. WHEN YOU SLICE YOUR VICTIMS THROAT DEEP ENOUGH TO SEVER THE CAROTID ARTERY

I WENT TO DAVE;S HOUSE, BUT THERE WAS AN OBVIOUS RED SPLURGE. THEY WERE ALL HACKED TO BITS.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 17, 2017

Red Mangus

A scrumptious cafè serving savory smoothie flavors and recovery shakes.

I needed a Chicken-69 smoothie from Red Mangus after that IM practice.

by RedMangusEmployee October 19, 2021

Red Gerard

17-year-old snowboarder Red Gerard, the first American to win a gold medal in the PyeongChang Winter Olympics 2018, who upon realizing he placed first after his third run, promptly said “holy fuck” on national television. Not only this, he overslept his alarm for the event and lost his coat, needing to borrow his roommates. He’s the new patron saint to teenagers everywhere, and the hero America deserves.

Also, a phrase now used to describe a person down to their final option in a dire situation and pulling through beautifully.

“Adam pulled a Red Gerard when he landed a home run after two strikes.”

by DaleThePig February 16, 2018

Red invitation

An invitation to any event that is made by a distant associate circumventing a closer associate who may be uncomfortable with the invitation.

When older brother invites younger brother's girlfriend to family Christmas via Facebook, without younger brother's approval or knowledge, she has recieved a "red invitation".

by Slow moe Joe January 9, 2009

red tire

The state of ones sphincter after intense and satisfying anal sex

Sasha: So how did that Tinder date go last night?
Jaclyn: Girl, I've got such a fat red tire, I'm starting to think I was on a Grindr date.

by chinese boyfriend June 2, 2021